1 00:00:44,213 --> 00:00:47,505 This is me, Camillo Ferri, aka Lillo. 2 00:00:47,713 --> 00:00:51,255 25 years ago I was i! pianist of a loser duo, 3 00:00:51,463 --> 00:00:53,296 then I married Milena, 4 00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:57,088 only heir of the greatest real estate empire of Europe. 5 00:00:57,713 --> 00:01:00,213 [sings] 6 00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:09,338 After the! wedding, my life has changed, 7 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:12,046 from rags to riches. 8 00:01:12,296 --> 00:01:15,838 As they say... I "hanged my hat". 9 00:01:17,921 --> 00:01:20,880 We have a wonderful daughter, Carlotta. 10 00:01:21,088 --> 00:01:26,088 He is the same as his father, in 25 years he never did shit. 11 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:30,421 Who was better off than me? But there was also a downside. 12 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:36,213 In order not to be kicked out, he was just there something I shouldn't have done... 13 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,421 This one. 14 00:01:38,796 --> 00:01:43,171 My father-in-law had made me sign a marriage contract. 15 00:01:44,213 --> 00:01:49,213 If I had cheated on Milena, I would have lost everything and would be poor again. 16 00:01:49,421 --> 00:01:52,546 For 25 years I resisted temptation. 17 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:58,588 I practically tied a knot in it. But I couldn't help myself 18 00:01:58,796 --> 00:02:02,880 when I met Barbara, an old flame of mine. 19 00:02:04,421 --> 00:02:07,630 - But aren't you Lillo? - Yes. 20 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:11,213 Damn, you haven't changed at all! 21 00:02:12,005 --> 00:02:15,088 I'm Barbara, don't you remember me? 22 00:02:15,713 --> 00:02:19,255 Of course yes! You too are always a beautiful pussy. 23 00:02:21,921 --> 00:02:24,880 Your tits drove me crazy. 24 00:02:26,921 --> 00:02:28,880 Lillo! 25 00:02:29,588 --> 00:02:31,213 Lillo! 26 00:02:31,921 --> 00:02:34,588 Barbara was in my same situation. 27 00:02:34,796 --> 00:02:38,046 She was married to the very rich man Claudio Ricacci, 28 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:41,421 who tried in vain to elevate it from its Burine origins. 29 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:43,421 Love? 30 00:02:44,171 --> 00:02:49,588 - Do you want more "croissants"? - Thank you. 31 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:59,255 - These fucking balloons again! - Love, please... 32 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:04,296 I also made you do the internship with Marta Marzotto! 33 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:09,213 I complained about the bulkiness of the fenders. VERSION OF APPROVAL 34 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:14,380 When I knew she had too had to sign a contract, 35 00:03:14,588 --> 00:03:17,505 I understood that with her I could dissolve the! knot 36 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:20,463 because he wouldn't risk it to lose everything. 37 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:23,755 As a precaution I hid it from her of being rich and married. 38 00:03:23,838 --> 00:03:26,838 I told her I was still a miserable pianist, 39 00:03:27,213 --> 00:03:30,338 sure he didn't want to get serious with me. 40 00:03:30,671 --> 00:03:35,796 But like any perfect plan, mine had a flaw too. 41 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,880 - I want you... - Me too! 42 00:03:38,046 --> 00:03:39,963 - I want you... - Me too! 43 00:03:40,171 --> 00:03:42,963 I want to marry you! 44 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:48,380 I did not understand. Do you want to marry me? 45 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:51,963 - But you're already married. - I'll divorce and marry you. 46 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:56,046 I'm fed up with that I always have to act like a lady. 47 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:58,130 MAKES SOME VERSES 48 00:03:59,171 --> 00:04:02,046 Instead you are like me... free-range. 49 00:04:02,296 --> 00:04:07,255 What the hell are you talking about! What a divorce, don't talk nonsense! 50 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:10,421 If you leave your husband, you lose everything. 51 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:13,088 You would like? 52 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:16,671 - I'm ready to lose everything for you. - But not me! 53 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:20,796 That is, I... 54 00:04:21,255 --> 00:04:24,546 ...I can't accept such a sacrifice. 55 00:04:24,755 --> 00:04:28,713 I can only offer you a miserable life, unworthy of you! 56 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:33,338 From the designer clothes, you would find yourself with rags on his backside. 57 00:04:33,755 --> 00:04:36,505 - Meaning what? - With patches up my ass. 58 00:04:36,713 --> 00:04:39,421 Let's leave everything like this, it's better. 59 00:04:39,921 --> 00:04:42,046 - You say? - I say... 60 00:04:42,255 --> 00:04:46,255 Now go to the Caribbean with your husband, you relax and don't think about it anymore. 61 00:04:46,463 --> 00:04:50,255 - You told me anyway that he... - But what will you do? 62 00:04:50,338 --> 00:04:52,630 I'll do my job. 63 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:55,880 An evening in Ladispoli, a wedding in Capena... 64 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:59,296 - And New Year's Eve at Amnesia. - Ibiza? 65 00:04:59,505 --> 00:05:03,671 Campodicarne is a senior center. "Amnesia", they don't remember shit! 66 00:05:04,921 --> 00:05:07,463 My poor love. 67 00:05:09,338 --> 00:05:13,963 I thought about it, Maybe you're right, you convinced me. 68 00:05:14,671 --> 00:05:19,546 What a shame, though... I really wanted to give you a baby. 69 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:22,338 A park? 70 00:05:22,671 --> 00:05:25,130 - A son. - At our age? 71 00:05:25,671 --> 00:05:28,880 I have lazy seed, you the womb that yawns, 72 00:05:29,088 --> 00:05:33,213 a dormouse comes out, not a son. How do you think of it! 73 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:39,838 This is me, Filippo Vessato, 35 years old, 74 00:05:40,046 --> 00:05:44,755 surgeon doctor, and I'm about to do the most important step in life. 75 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:47,421 No, not this one. 76 00:05:49,255 --> 00:05:53,171 After just 10 years of engagement, I decided to get married. 77 00:05:53,338 --> 00:05:57,421 In fact, my girlfriend decided it Italian-American, Mary. 78 00:05:57,630 --> 00:06:01,421 He also thought about wedding rings... very expensive. 79 00:06:02,546 --> 00:06:07,171 Mary obliged me by counting about my promotion to deputy head. 80 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:11,338 This is why I want to stand out with professor Severino Benci, 81 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:15,213 I'm ready to suffer anything just to get promoted. 82 00:06:28,505 --> 00:06:31,130 Sweat, dry me. 83 00:06:32,338 --> 00:06:34,421 - Itching, you scratch me. - Nose? 84 00:06:34,505 --> 00:06:38,880 - No, left ball. - Better, I prefer. 85 00:06:42,088 --> 00:06:44,046 - Harassed. - Professor... 86 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:49,921 Let's talk about your wedding holidays. I found out he's getting married in New York. 87 00:06:50,338 --> 00:06:51,921 And so I thought... 88 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:53,713 - Thank you. - Please. 89 00:06:53,838 --> 00:06:57,338 - Thanks for what? - Will it extend my holidays? 90 00:06:57,546 --> 00:07:01,130 Of course not. I called her to give her this. 91 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,963 I'm really touched. There was no need... 92 00:07:06,171 --> 00:07:07,796 But what does he do? 93 00:07:07,921 --> 00:07:09,338 - I'll open it. - Now? 94 00:07:09,421 --> 00:07:14,171 - Do you prefer at home? - At home? It's not for her, you idiot! 95 00:07:14,255 --> 00:07:19,338 - It's for my son Francesco. - Is your son getting married too? 96 00:07:19,546 --> 00:07:24,005 Sometimes it happens. Shotgun wedding, I guess. 97 00:07:25,088 --> 00:07:27,046 - Harassed... - Yes? 98 00:07:27,255 --> 00:07:30,130 Sit down. Let's recap. 99 00:07:30,796 --> 00:07:33,380 - She's getting married in... - New York. 100 00:07:33,546 --> 00:07:35,630 And where does my son study? 101 00:07:35,713 --> 00:07:37,380 - New York? - Shut up! 102 00:07:37,505 --> 00:07:42,796 Of course, at Riverside College, where I also graduated. 103 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:47,505 - With full marks. - Congratulations, professor. 104 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,630 It was tough. They say four years, but... 105 00:07:50,755 --> 00:07:54,755 - A friend of mine for 15 years... - Four of me, but it doesn't matter. 106 00:07:54,963 --> 00:07:58,171 Since she goes there, it shouldn't be a problem 107 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:02,630 bring the Christmas gift to my son. 108 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:07,130 He just gave me four days of vacation. 109 00:08:07,296 --> 00:08:12,546 I gave her four days off, but not "only", but... 110 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:15,713 - Indeed. - They are more than enough. 111 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:19,130 A day to travel and bring the gift, 112 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:25,671 one to get married, one to the honeymoon, as you say there? 113 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:29,713 - [he says it in Romagna dialect] - Not in Romagna! 114 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,505 I mean in the USA. Let your wife tell you. 115 00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:35,255 One day to return. 116 00:08:36,255 --> 00:08:38,088 In short... 117 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:43,505 Harassed, I remind you than at the next council 118 00:08:44,171 --> 00:08:48,046 will have to suggest the name of the new deputy head teacher. 119 00:08:48,296 --> 00:08:51,505 - Do you want me to propose Scognamiglio? - No! 120 00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:53,546 - Gherarducci? - No! 121 00:08:53,755 --> 00:08:56,838 So, Vessato, have you decided? 122 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:59,755 - What are you doing? - Baseball. 123 00:08:59,963 --> 00:09:02,671 Going to the USA, I was trying to... 124 00:09:02,838 --> 00:09:07,255 - Don't worry, it will be an honor. - Careful! 125 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:12,046 They are the anatomical tables of Vesalius in parchment, they cost a fortune! 126 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:15,755 He asked me for them personally my son. 127 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:20,046 - Very good, all your father. - The same. 128 00:09:20,546 --> 00:09:25,046 - He's there with his cousin Paolo, another excellent student. - All uncle. 129 00:09:25,213 --> 00:09:27,671 - And who is he? - Her. 130 00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:32,505 Oh, yeah! You think they stay to study even during the holidays. 131 00:09:32,713 --> 00:09:35,880 - I get votes via the Internet... - Extraordinary? 132 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:37,546 - No. - Amazing. 133 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,505 - Moreover. - "Astarnates". 134 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,755 - Exact. - It was enough to say it. 135 00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:47,255 Well, have a good trip, bring the tube to my son, 136 00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:51,963 say hello to the future Mrs. Vessato and enjoy your holidays. 137 00:10:06,671 --> 00:10:11,171 Who cares about career! Vet starting tomorrow. 138 00:10:11,338 --> 00:10:13,755 Benci's dogs are better. 139 00:10:14,588 --> 00:10:18,963 Calm down, you're taking it a lot for two cuddles on the shoulder! 140 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:22,130 Snuggles? Boogers! 141 00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:26,130 Hello... international call, he feels bad. 142 00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:32,671 - He does it on purpose, I know. - What do you care? The coat is washed. 143 00:10:32,838 --> 00:10:37,838 If you care about our future, you have to do everything he tells you. 144 00:10:38,213 --> 00:10:41,880 If he takes advantage of it, it makes me waste half a day... 145 00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:45,963 ...to go to those nerds, while I want to be with you. 146 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,255 We have all our lives to be together. 147 00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:53,505 Now only your career matters. 148 00:10:53,671 --> 00:10:57,130 Sleep in Riverside, then I'll stop by to pick you up and take you to my parents. 149 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,380 - But... - [Mary] Philip! 150 00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:01,630 - I was saying... - [Mary] Philip! 151 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:05,296 So I said and so it will be done. 152 00:11:06,421 --> 00:11:10,755 OK love. Then I'll see you in New York. 153 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,755 - Good morning, Miss Carlotta. - Good morning. 154 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,421 - Mrs. Ferri. - Thanks, Tom. 155 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,046 - I'm glad you came. - Me too. 156 00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:26,255 Good morning. 157 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,713 - Give it to me. - Thank you. 158 00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:33,380 Good morning. 159 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:37,088 - Is my husband here? - It's in the kitchen. 160 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:47,796 - What are you doing, love? - I don't know how to do nothing. 161 00:13:48,005 --> 00:13:52,546 I prepare the stuffed turkey which Carlotta likes so much. 162 00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:57,213 I needed a vacation! 163 00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:01,380 You have made two takeover bids, three joint ventures, four mergers in one year. 164 00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:04,213 I got you a little something. 165 00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:06,880 Bulgarians! 166 00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:14,255 Honey... she's beautiful! 167 00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:18,838 - It must have cost me a fortune. - You deserve it. 168 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:20,630 But I said that... 169 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,338 - What? - What are you doing? 170 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,380 You overdid it on the turkey, it looks like an ostrich. 171 00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:33,505 - [Lillo] Last year it was double. - Sorry, I have to go. 172 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:37,921 - Why, I made you an ostrich! - Patience. 173 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:42,255 - But there's also apple pie! - What a drag, you're obsessed! 174 00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:45,171 It's typical Christmas. 175 00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:49,505 Unfriendly. Always with your cell phone in hand. 176 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,255 What did she come to do? 177 00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:56,005 Do you know what your daughter is like... 178 00:14:57,046 --> 00:15:01,963 She doesn't talk to me, but I think she came because it has a difficult history. 179 00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:05,421 - Another married man? - No, he's done with those. 180 00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:10,755 He should find a person of value and become attached to her. 181 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,380 - [cell phone rings] - Is this your phone? 182 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,505 No... 183 00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:22,921 - I'm going to try it. - Yes. 184 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:30,713 - [Barbara] Lillo, can you hear me? - Love, a moment. 185 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:35,796 - [Barbara] Where are you? I hear a rumble. - I'm in a tunnel. 186 00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:41,005 - [Barbara] But how long is it? - Here, tell me. 187 00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:46,713 - [Barbara] Hi, how's it going in Rome? - In Rome? Everything normal. 188 00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:52,130 - [Lillo] And the Caribbean? - I'm not in the Caribbean. I'm in New York. 189 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:55,130 Why? Where? 190 00:15:55,380 --> 00:16:01,130 I'm in a square where everyone is the "plasmas", but we sleep at the Roosevelt. 191 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:07,005 [Barbara] Claudio has changed his mind, suddenly a conference appeared. 192 00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:10,380 - [Barbara] But do you know the real reason? - Which? 193 00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:14,421 -He has a lover here. - Here? 194 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:17,421 - Here. - Like here? 195 00:16:17,505 --> 00:16:22,213 - No, not here... there. - Yes. Isn't it wonderful? 196 00:16:22,838 --> 00:16:26,546 - Marvelous? - Of course! 197 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:32,963 Now I'll swab it and as soon as I catch them, I ask for a divorce immediately. 198 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,046 Because... 199 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:39,630 ...if he cheats on me, I can take away half of all his money. 200 00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:42,588 Isn't that gorgeous? 201 00:16:42,755 --> 00:16:46,796 You are free, I become free. We're getting married. 202 00:16:47,421 --> 00:16:51,505 - Are we getting married? - [Barbara] Yes! 203 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:57,963 Lillo? Are you feeling well? Have you lost your speech? 204 00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:01,463 Sure, A wonderful future awaits me. 205 00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:03,505 I greet you. 206 00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:09,546 If she discovers her husband, I'm ruined. Holy shit! 207 00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:15,421 - What happened? - I don't know, he farted. 208 00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:55,088 Excuse me. I can ask you if you know Paolo and Francesco Benci? 209 00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:58,088 I'm in room 3, teaching a lesson. 210 00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:01,671 - Do they teach? - They take a course for freshmen. 211 00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:03,630 - Really! - You come? 212 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,713 I'm a family friend. 213 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:09,005 [Paolo] Dear freshmen, taking your first steps... 214 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,338 ...at an exclusive university like this one, 215 00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:17,838 you might have some difficulty, but if you follow our advice, 216 00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:21,046 you will spend four years at university smooth as butter. 217 00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:24,130 Understood? Requests? 218 00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:28,630 It is included in the 100 dollars a month the falsification of votes? 219 00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:31,796 Of course, that's the first thing. 220 00:18:31,963 --> 00:18:37,255 This is the original document, which is sent to your parents. 221 00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:40,880 - [Paolo] Sorry, Professor Benci. - [Francesco] You're welcome, Professor Benci. 222 00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:46,296 Just scan, as Professor Benci shows you, 223 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:50,546 the symbol of the faculty and the rector's signature. 224 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,838 Then you can edit the votes as you want. 225 00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:56,171 Fig! 226 00:18:56,421 --> 00:18:59,671 Put the document back in the university database... 227 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:02,921 ...and for your parents you will be of model students. 228 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,838 Does it really work? 229 00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:15,546 "Cantonese rice", we are here for a year, never taken an exam, 230 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,671 no problem. 231 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:22,963 - What if the family calls? - Everything calculated. 232 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:28,671 Let's spoof the phone number and our call center will answer. 233 00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:33,963 Our girls will confirm your excellent performance. 234 00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:39,380 Well, class is over. Don't miss the next one: 235 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,963 "The use of cannabis to prepare for exams." 236 00:19:44,088 --> 00:19:46,963 I remind you of the three rules of "fandomism", 237 00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:51,380 handed down to us by the anonymous founder of our brotherhood. 238 00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:55,130 [1] Unscrupulous absenteeism from exams and lessons. 239 00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:59,338 [2] Ruthless exploitation of parents' finances. 240 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:03,130 [3] Unbridled research of all kinds of entertainment. 241 00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:06,963 - See you next week. - Well done! 242 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,880 Well done. 243 00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:12,463 - [Paolo] Applause for Professor Benci. - [Francesco] Congratulations, professor. 244 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,713 Professor Benci! 245 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:19,630 - Very big. - It was a good lesson. 246 00:20:19,796 --> 00:20:22,796 - Benci always works. - Yes. 247 00:20:22,963 --> 00:20:28,296 - Excuse me... Paolo and Francesco? - We don't treat those who are out of course. 248 00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:32,421 - What does this one want? - Sorry... 249 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,963 - Sorry! - What the fuck do you want? 250 00:20:36,921 --> 00:20:40,380 Filippo Vessato, your father's assistant. 251 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:45,421 - God, a spy! - I knew it! 252 00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:50,338 - She's a good person. - We don't even want the invoice. 253 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:53,338 - You deserve them... - Enough! 254 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,421 I'm stunned. 255 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,463 You took the piss Professor Benci for a year? 256 00:21:01,213 --> 00:21:03,963 - Without ever taking an exam? - No. 257 00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:07,755 - And he didn't notice? - No. 258 00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:10,255 - I can't believe it. - No. 259 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:12,046 And yet, yes! 260 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,796 Please forgive us! 261 00:21:15,213 --> 00:21:19,880 My father made our life impossible for twenty years! 262 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:23,921 - Twenty years of impossible life! - Enough. 263 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:28,796 Me too, I'm his nephew and it always pissed me off! 264 00:21:29,213 --> 00:21:31,546 - Enough. - I beg you! 265 00:21:31,755 --> 00:21:36,838 - My dad is an asshole! - No, you can't say that. 266 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:41,338 The professor has his flaws, but he's not an asshole. 267 00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:45,296 He's "The Asshole"! 268 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:48,463 He's the king, the grand vizier of assholes. 269 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:54,338 I've been putting up with it for 10 years and knowing that you screw him so he pays me back a little. 270 00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:58,255 So, well done, well done and more good. 271 00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:01,588 - Can I ask you a question? - Certain. 272 00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:06,546 - So you won't tell him anything? - I don't even think about it. 273 00:22:06,755 --> 00:22:09,130 I have a curiosity. 274 00:22:09,296 --> 00:22:12,921 - What the fuck did you come to do? - Real. 275 00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:15,505 Oh, yeah. 276 00:22:16,713 --> 00:22:19,630 - From the professor. - Here you are! 277 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,505 - What will it be? - Here. 278 00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:27,255 - It's a cylindrical thing. - I knew it, great! 279 00:22:27,463 --> 00:22:31,046 - The prestigious tables of Vesalius! - No! 280 00:22:31,213 --> 00:22:34,046 - He looks like your father. - Do you like it? 281 00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,963 - Great. - Hands off. 282 00:22:37,171 --> 00:22:42,213 But I wonder... if you don't study, What do you do with the scrolls? 283 00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:45,046 The reeds. 284 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:48,380 - Oh! - Don't worry. 285 00:22:48,463 --> 00:22:52,380 With ancient parchment the barrel lasts twice as long. 286 00:22:52,463 --> 00:22:56,505 The older it is parchment, harder. Did you know? 287 00:22:56,546 --> 00:23:01,255 No. Don't study, but you are knowledgeable about certain topics. 288 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,421 - Thank you. - You are strong! 289 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:07,046 You have to come with us tonight, we have fun. 290 00:23:07,213 --> 00:23:13,963 - We are celebrating 100 days. - The famous 100 days to exams! 291 00:23:14,255 --> 00:23:17,630 But no, the 100 days of uninterrupted absences! 292 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,630 - Compliments. - Let's go! 293 00:23:20,838 --> 00:23:25,505 Don't do that. Aren't you happy that I came? 294 00:23:25,713 --> 00:23:29,130 You promised to stay with me and to know mine. 295 00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:32,213 Instead because of the congress he will never see you. 296 00:23:32,505 --> 00:23:36,421 - My wife is involved... - But if you are a widower! 297 00:23:37,213 --> 00:23:39,421 Exactly... 298 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,088 Barbara is... 299 00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:48,588 Sorry, she disappeared due to of a very rare disease, 300 00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:54,171 of which, despite myself, I have become the ultimate expert. 301 00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:58,046 That's why they wanted me here, I can't refuse. 302 00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:03,255 - So when will we see you? - And when... 303 00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:05,255 Let's see. 304 00:24:06,213 --> 00:24:08,921 We are lucky, tomorrow. 305 00:24:09,088 --> 00:24:12,963 - I'm coming to your hotel. - No! Better not. 306 00:24:13,338 --> 00:24:16,171 Colleagues might be malicious. 307 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:20,713 On the other hand the memory of Barbara is still fresh. 308 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:26,130 - But she's been dead for two years. - No, hot off the press. 309 00:24:26,963 --> 00:24:33,088 Look at the publications this year, it's amazing! 310 00:24:34,088 --> 00:24:38,713 Darling, let it go, now I find a romantic place. 311 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,380 I'll take care of it. Don't you believe in your big cat anymore? 312 00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:46,046 [dance music] 313 00:24:50,963 --> 00:24:54,255 Two geniuses! You are two geniuses! 314 00:24:54,505 --> 00:24:57,463 - Big. - You like it, huh? 315 00:24:57,546 --> 00:25:00,296 [cell phone ringing] 316 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:10,255 - Your father! - That? - Your father! 317 00:25:10,338 --> 00:25:13,505 - He's your father. - Stop the music! 318 00:25:13,588 --> 00:25:17,963 It's an emergency! 5 minutes of silence. Shh! 319 00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,255 - Go. - Go! 320 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:25,630 - [slurring] Good evening. - But how does he speak? 321 00:25:26,671 --> 00:25:30,213 - It must be a return of the signal... - [Benci] It doesn't matter. 322 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:35,171 - Did he deliver the parchments? - Certain. 323 00:25:36,046 --> 00:25:39,338 What effect did they have on my son? 324 00:25:42,296 --> 00:25:44,505 Amazing! 325 00:25:44,588 --> 00:25:47,671 Even the cousin was amazed... 326 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,505 ...done. Amazed. 327 00:25:50,921 --> 00:25:55,255 I've never seen it two such serious guys... 328 00:25:55,338 --> 00:25:59,088 ...and scholars, of exceptional moral standing. 329 00:25:59,505 --> 00:26:03,171 - You are lucky. - What did I tell you? 330 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:08,921 A curiosity as a father, the boys What do they do in America? Who do they see? 331 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:14,171 Who do they hang out with? Look at these... 332 00:26:16,588 --> 00:26:21,963 Can't even imagine, a cenacle of superior minds. 333 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130 The best of the intellectual aristocracy. 334 00:26:26,546 --> 00:26:30,213 But it's not enough, they fly even higher. 335 00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:34,255 They will be rewarded on Saturday here at Riverside College... 336 00:26:34,463 --> 00:26:37,671 ...as best students of the year! 337 00:26:38,755 --> 00:26:41,630 She fills me with pride and joy. 338 00:26:42,505 --> 00:26:48,421 He doesn't know how much his words matter. Thank you, future deputy head teacher. 339 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:53,838 Thanks to her. Always count on me, goodbye. 340 00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:59,130 Gherarducci... 341 00:27:00,713 --> 00:27:03,630 - How did I go? - Great! 342 00:27:04,463 --> 00:27:10,505 You deserve honorary membership in the prestigious CFT. 343 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,880 - Well, what is it? - Total Fancazzisti Brotherhood. 344 00:27:15,088 --> 00:27:17,921 Compliments. Music! 345 00:27:30,838 --> 00:27:33,505 Come, Philip, come up. 346 00:27:33,921 --> 00:27:37,380 - You come. - Cut the cake with us. 347 00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:42,046 - Thank you. - The honor is yours. 348 00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:46,880 - Go! - Slowly, you'll dent it! - Who? 349 00:27:47,463 --> 00:27:50,505 Like who? She! 350 00:27:58,838 --> 00:28:01,255 Come here. Photo! 351 00:28:01,463 --> 00:28:03,588 Number one! 352 00:28:09,338 --> 00:28:11,171 Thank you. 353 00:28:12,546 --> 00:28:14,505 Number one! 354 00:28:14,713 --> 00:28:18,713 - Look at him, how big! - Do you smoke a table of Vesalius? 355 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:25,588 No, if I smoke, I lose my inhibitions and in three days I'm getting married. 356 00:28:25,755 --> 00:28:27,838 Greetings. 357 00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:32,171 - At least taste the dessert. - A little. 358 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:35,338 You say? Okay, just three balls. 359 00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:38,755 - I wouldn't want... - [in chorus] Taste! 360 00:28:56,463 --> 00:29:01,255 You suck with this stuff in your head, Come on, I'll win! 361 00:29:02,713 --> 00:29:05,671 - [all] Come on, come on! - Sorry... 362 00:29:05,755 --> 00:29:08,338 [all] Come on, come on! 363 00:29:09,838 --> 00:29:11,838 Sorry... 364 00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:16,671 I won! I'm the best! 365 00:29:18,421 --> 00:29:20,380 Excuse me! 366 00:29:20,921 --> 00:29:24,421 - What is it? - Maybe the cream had expired. 367 00:29:24,921 --> 00:29:29,713 - I have some acid... - Acid? But who did you take us for? 368 00:29:29,963 --> 00:29:32,963 We only use natural things. 369 00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:36,338 Butter, salt, eggs and peyote flour. 370 00:29:37,171 --> 00:29:39,755 The peyote in the profiterole? 371 00:29:39,963 --> 00:29:43,921 It is the house specialty, the "peyoterole"! 372 00:29:44,588 --> 00:29:47,255 Better, I prefer. 373 00:29:49,796 --> 00:29:51,838 Hello... 374 00:30:06,296 --> 00:30:08,838 [imitates a cat] 375 00:30:17,713 --> 00:30:21,671 I saw the message. There's nothing new, right? 376 00:30:21,838 --> 00:30:26,088 - Yes, here we go! - Where are we? 377 00:30:26,463 --> 00:30:30,338 No, in the sense that today Claudio sees that. 378 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:33,880 Well... and what do you think you'll do? 379 00:30:34,088 --> 00:30:38,171 So as not to make him suspicious I went out for a walk. 380 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:42,088 He's at the Roosevelt, leaving in an hour. 381 00:30:43,171 --> 00:30:45,713 - In an hour? - Yes. 382 00:30:45,796 --> 00:30:49,755 Where are you? I feel like a mess. It looks like you're in New York! 383 00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:55,380 I'm in Ariccia, at the porchetta festival. 384 00:30:58,088 --> 00:31:01,130 How I wish you were here with me. 385 00:31:01,338 --> 00:31:06,296 Who do you tell! I'm going, or they eat the whole porchetta. 386 00:31:33,588 --> 00:31:38,963 Sorry, director, because you have to reduce my salary? 387 00:31:39,963 --> 00:31:42,505 I already get a pittance! 388 00:31:45,505 --> 00:31:48,505 They decided to cut expenses. 389 00:31:49,713 --> 00:31:54,546 - And they thought of you. - Sure, you just let me play. 390 00:31:54,796 --> 00:31:58,796 You have a Neapolitan and don't make him sing. 391 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,005 It's like not having your photo taken a Japanese man, he dies! 392 00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:08,130 Let me know what you decided. 393 00:32:21,213 --> 00:32:25,880 - Excuse me, but are you Lillo Ferri? - Yes. 394 00:32:26,588 --> 00:32:31,713 - Do we know each other? - He worked for years with my father. 395 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:34,213 - Are you Lollo's son? - Yes. 396 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:36,463 - What's your name? - Lello. 397 00:32:36,546 --> 00:32:37,796 What a fantasy! 398 00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:41,963 - How's dad? - Nothing more was heard. 399 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:46,505 - He ran away with a dancer. - And he never showed up again... 400 00:32:47,296 --> 00:32:51,713 But once, at home, we got a thong. 401 00:32:51,921 --> 00:32:54,880 He always liked sluts. 402 00:32:55,171 --> 00:33:01,380 In our time he liked a certain thing Ines, we all screwed it. 403 00:33:01,463 --> 00:33:04,338 - Mom? - And mom? How are you? 404 00:33:05,463 --> 00:33:08,671 - She died in childbirth. - What bad luck! 405 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:14,005 In the name of ancient friendship that ties me to your parents... 406 00:33:14,088 --> 00:33:17,713 ...bought two cheeseburgers, you are emaciated. 407 00:33:18,005 --> 00:33:23,588 - Do you give me alms? -Don't be ashamed. I was once a loser like you. 408 00:33:24,213 --> 00:33:29,630 But what money! I'm not a loser. 409 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,255 I am rich. The plan is mine, the hotel is mine! 410 00:33:35,463 --> 00:33:39,755 - This plan? - All the floors, it's all mine. 411 00:33:40,296 --> 00:33:43,963 Get up, this chair is mine. It's all mine. 412 00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:48,130 I'm pleased. Then I have to ask you something. 413 00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:53,213 - In what sense? - I should talk to one of your clients. 414 00:33:53,296 --> 00:33:55,380 It's a confidential thing. 415 00:33:55,463 --> 00:33:59,380 The wife found out who has a lover and I would like to warn him. 416 00:33:59,463 --> 00:34:03,005 - Doctor Ricacci, what room do you have? - What do I know? 417 00:34:03,338 --> 00:34:08,880 - You're not the owner? - Why not? I'm the owner. 418 00:34:09,671 --> 00:34:14,213 But I don't deal with it of these "nonsense". 419 00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,713 - What? - Stupid things. 420 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:20,630 Is that called stupidity? Ask the director. 421 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,130 - Now I'm going... - I'll wait for you. 422 00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:28,338 - Are you moving? - No. 423 00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:30,796 - Are you staying here? - Yes, go. 424 00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:33,880 - Thank you. - Are you kidding? 425 00:34:34,088 --> 00:34:36,213 Director! 426 00:34:36,588 --> 00:34:41,171 How dare you snap your fingers to call me? I fire you! 427 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,546 No, it was the money gesture. 428 00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:50,005 Because I wanted to tell you that... I accept the cut. 429 00:34:50,796 --> 00:34:54,046 Just tell me how much the salary is. 430 00:34:54,463 --> 00:34:58,130 The maximum you can get to it's $20. 431 00:35:00,755 --> 00:35:04,046 Yes, but not all together, if not I spend it. 432 00:35:04,213 --> 00:35:09,755 Give them to me a little at a time, then I manage them myself. 433 00:35:09,963 --> 00:35:12,880 - At that time? - He knows nothing. 434 00:35:13,088 --> 00:35:16,130 I'll kick him out, he knows nothing. 435 00:35:16,338 --> 00:35:19,088 I solved it, thanks. 436 00:35:27,963 --> 00:35:30,505 - Taxis. - Right away. 437 00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:35,880 - Here. - Thank you. 438 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,505 [whistle] 439 00:35:43,755 --> 00:35:46,588 Follow that taxi. 440 00:35:47,796 --> 00:35:50,963 I can't move! You're getting me kicked out. 441 00:35:51,171 --> 00:35:54,046 What do you care? You are the master. 442 00:35:56,046 --> 00:35:58,963 Follow those two taxis. You come! 443 00:35:59,046 --> 00:36:01,838 [phone ringing] 444 00:36:07,796 --> 00:36:10,588 [clears throat] 445 00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:15,130 - [in a thick voice] Yes? - Philip, why do you talk like that? 446 00:36:15,296 --> 00:36:20,338 I warm the diaphragm because the morning tends to be... 447 00:36:20,463 --> 00:36:21,880 Yes, okay. 448 00:36:22,088 --> 00:36:24,046 How did it go with Benci's son? 449 00:36:24,546 --> 00:36:28,380 Everything is fine. I handed over the tube and off to bed. 450 00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:33,880 - Where are you? - I came to get you. Get out. 451 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:38,213 Honey, I was thinking... 452 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:43,088 We haven't been together in a while, why don't you come up for a moment and... 453 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:47,838 Ok, we have a 15 minute gap before choosing the wedding favors. 454 00:36:49,213 --> 00:36:52,255 If we have the hole... let's use it! 455 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:55,546 Come on, I'll wait for you. 456 00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:23,921 [they scream] 457 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,838 - What are you doing here? - No, what are you doing! 458 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:31,630 - This is my room. - I don't know, I don't remember. 459 00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:35,963 All I know is that I came out of a cake and I ate a piece. 460 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:42,088 You have to go away, mine is going up girl and I'm getting married in two days. 461 00:37:42,963 --> 00:37:44,963 You're getting married! 462 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:49,380 Yes... it's a lifestyle choice. We are very much in love. 463 00:37:49,463 --> 00:37:52,421 But I'll only get married if you leave immediately! 464 00:37:56,588 --> 00:38:00,713 Take the fire exit, okay? Great! 465 00:38:13,963 --> 00:38:15,921 Philip? 466 00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:17,630 Here you are. .. 467 00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:22,380 [sniffs] Perfume! Alright... 468 00:38:22,546 --> 00:38:26,088 - [Mary] Philip? - Love, I'm coming. 469 00:38:26,713 --> 00:38:30,296 Morons, they shaved me... What is it? 470 00:38:30,713 --> 00:38:32,796 "Wacifal"? 471 00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:37,213 "W la fi..." 472 00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:40,880 But no, "W the pussy"! 473 00:38:41,088 --> 00:38:43,755 Philip, open up! 474 00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:47,505 Wait a minute, I can't find the key. 475 00:38:51,421 --> 00:38:53,380 I arrive! 476 00:38:53,755 --> 00:38:56,671 [Filippo] I can't find the key! 477 00:38:56,755 --> 00:38:58,963 - Excuse me. - Say. 478 00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:00,838 He wouldn't have... 479 00:39:08,796 --> 00:39:13,505 - [Mary] I've been waiting for five minutes! - I arrive! 480 00:39:18,546 --> 00:39:21,421 Look what he left! 481 00:39:21,713 --> 00:39:26,755 - I'm coming, just a moment... - Philip! 482 00:39:26,963 --> 00:39:31,505 - Who is? Mary! - Because you threw it my things from the window? 483 00:39:31,796 --> 00:39:34,213 Which window? This? 484 00:39:34,296 --> 00:39:39,963 It's because they make window wardrobes here which resemble wardrobe windows. 485 00:39:40,713 --> 00:39:46,005 - Okay. We have 12 minutes left. - Here he comes! 486 00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:49,171 Here you are! Did you like it? 487 00:40:03,338 --> 00:40:08,296 - Lock that lady in the taxi. - That's why you made me come here? 488 00:40:08,505 --> 00:40:10,546 Couldn't you have done it? 489 00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:12,796 - No, I'm in Rome! - In Rome? 490 00:40:13,130 --> 00:40:16,505 Yes, and province. Don't worry, you just have to block it. 491 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,880 - How do I do it? - Come up with some "nonsense". 492 00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:24,713 - What? - Some nonsense. 493 00:40:24,921 --> 00:40:26,713 - Are you Neapolitan? - Certain. 494 00:40:26,796 --> 00:40:28,796 Then go! 495 00:40:28,921 --> 00:40:31,713 An idiot? Like... 496 00:40:32,671 --> 00:40:35,421 - What time does the bus go? - Yes. 497 00:40:35,713 --> 00:40:38,421 - Go! - I'm going... 498 00:40:38,838 --> 00:40:40,963 - Are you staying here? - No, I'm going there. 499 00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:43,088 - I? - Go there. 500 00:40:43,255 --> 00:40:45,796 - Then I'll accompany you? - No. 501 00:40:46,213 --> 00:40:50,171 - What do I do? - In short, go away! 502 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,046 - But you have to stay still. - Stupid. 503 00:40:54,338 --> 00:40:58,588 - Keep the change. - Hide the clock. 504 00:40:58,963 --> 00:41:04,630 Someone may come, ask her what now the bus passes and snatch it from him. 505 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:09,130 Thanks for the advice, but I'm not naive. 506 00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:19,088 - Excuse me, what time... - Do you take me for an idiot? 507 00:41:19,255 --> 00:41:21,796 - What time... - I'll swell you! 508 00:41:21,963 --> 00:41:24,463 - What time... - Take it! 509 00:41:25,296 --> 00:41:29,546 - What time does the hospital close? - New York thief! 510 00:41:36,963 --> 00:41:39,421 There it is. 511 00:41:42,546 --> 00:41:44,546 Damn! 512 00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:50,130 Go away, your wife is coming, if you deal with that young lady... 513 00:41:50,296 --> 00:41:54,671 Who are you? How dare you! I have nothing to hide. 514 00:41:56,130 --> 00:41:58,463 Holy shit! 515 00:41:59,755 --> 00:42:02,505 Do you want a table? 516 00:42:09,796 --> 00:42:12,296 Thank you. - Of course. 517 00:42:14,546 --> 00:42:16,755 Who are you? Why did he warn me? 518 00:42:16,838 --> 00:42:21,963 Leave it alone. Let's say that I am his guardian angel. 519 00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:25,630 And why is she hiding too? 520 00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:28,880 Male solidarity. 521 00:42:30,088 --> 00:42:35,671 - Why do you know my wife? - Because I know his wife... 522 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,463 - Why? - Because... 523 00:42:37,713 --> 00:42:42,213 We were close by yacht in Beausoleil, in Monte Carlo. 524 00:42:42,588 --> 00:42:44,755 Never docked in Monte Carlo. 525 00:42:44,838 --> 00:42:46,671 - Deuville? - Neither. 526 00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:48,171 - Croatia? - Never. 527 00:42:48,255 --> 00:42:50,505 But where the fuck are you going on holiday? 528 00:42:50,796 --> 00:42:53,963 It's my business, right? 529 00:42:55,505 --> 00:42:58,338 I'm going to the Costa Smeralda. 530 00:42:58,421 --> 00:43:01,630 I had to think about it immediately, Porto Cervo! 531 00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:07,130 - I don't remember her. - Instead his wife remembered. 532 00:43:07,213 --> 00:43:11,588 Then when I saw her in company, I said to myself... 533 00:43:11,796 --> 00:43:16,713 ...that if his wife found out, he would have made a big deal out of it. 534 00:43:17,588 --> 00:43:21,671 - "There"? - "Ci"... Ricci, her. 535 00:43:21,755 --> 00:43:24,421 - Let's go. - But no... 536 00:43:25,171 --> 00:43:30,713 Please warn the girl who was with me when I left. 537 00:43:30,838 --> 00:43:35,255 But don't talk about my wife, agree? 538 00:43:35,588 --> 00:43:38,463 - Because she doesn't know... - What? 539 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,796 He doesn't know I'm married. 540 00:43:42,255 --> 00:43:45,671 - Were you a bachelor? - No, the widower. 541 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:50,171 - He made Barbara die! - But no, it's good luck. 542 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,588 So, can you help me? 543 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:55,505 Not if he sees me as his wife, shit happens. 544 00:43:55,588 --> 00:43:57,963 - But why? - Because... 545 00:43:58,463 --> 00:44:01,296 Because I don't know how to tell lies. 546 00:44:02,755 --> 00:44:07,796 - Trust me, it's better to leave. - No, I have to warn the young lady. 547 00:44:08,088 --> 00:44:11,880 - My accomplice will take care of it. - Accomplice? 548 00:44:11,963 --> 00:44:16,546 It's a way of saying. He describes it to him the young lady and he'll take care of it. 549 00:44:17,213 --> 00:44:22,046 Mr. Ricacci had an urgent commitment and apologizes. 550 00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:27,046 - I understand. Are you a friend? - From childhood. 551 00:44:27,255 --> 00:44:30,380 - Where did Claudio go? - And who is he? 552 00:44:30,463 --> 00:44:33,380 Ricci. He said you are friends. 553 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:37,463 Don't play these jokes on me, he said the name. 554 00:44:37,546 --> 00:44:40,838 He must say the surname, Ricacci! 555 00:44:41,088 --> 00:44:46,880 I know all the surnames here, because I am the owner. 556 00:44:47,255 --> 00:44:50,630 Apart from this, I'm in a bad moment. 557 00:44:50,838 --> 00:44:54,338 My mind was clouded, I had an accident. 558 00:44:55,921 --> 00:44:59,046 - With the car? - With a crazy woman. 559 00:44:59,213 --> 00:45:03,380 I asked her a question and he punched me in the face... 560 00:45:03,463 --> 00:45:06,421 ...with a malice never seen before! 561 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:11,380 I still have a small bag left really impressed. Here. 562 00:45:11,838 --> 00:45:14,046 - Cool, huh? - Strong? 563 00:45:14,171 --> 00:45:19,130 I can still hear the sound of change. I'm seeing double. 564 00:45:19,296 --> 00:45:24,296 I see two bottles, two tables... I see her double too. 565 00:45:25,963 --> 00:45:28,838 I am sorry. I have to go now. 566 00:45:29,005 --> 00:45:32,921 - Will you allow me to accompany you? - No thank you. 567 00:45:33,671 --> 00:45:37,505 - Will you allow me to accompany you? - But what does he do? 568 00:45:37,713 --> 00:45:42,171 I'm seeing double. One of the two will tell me yes. 569 00:45:44,421 --> 00:45:46,463 All right. 570 00:45:48,171 --> 00:45:52,213 It's swelling, let's put some ice. 571 00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:57,921 Yes, but slowly, because it already hurts me. 572 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:02,671 First a mosquito landed and it hurt me. 573 00:46:07,713 --> 00:46:10,338 I'm already better. 574 00:46:19,296 --> 00:46:21,921 - Puffy... - [the dog barks] 575 00:46:21,963 --> 00:46:26,546 Dear, your witnesses are John Lambed and Gregory Patton. 576 00:46:26,921 --> 00:46:32,213 - Fine, but who knows them? - I know them. Trust me. 577 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:35,046 I ordered the clothes for the ceremony. 578 00:46:35,213 --> 00:46:36,588 Mine too? No... 579 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:38,421 - Of course. - Certain. 580 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:41,588 And I set everything up for later too. 581 00:46:42,338 --> 00:46:45,713 - For the honeymoon I thought... - [the dog barks] 582 00:46:45,796 --> 00:46:50,380 I remind you that we cannot, I only have four days. 583 00:46:50,796 --> 00:46:53,796 Not now, we've already talked about it. 584 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,713 - Let's start after the promotion. - Yes. 585 00:46:57,296 --> 00:47:00,921 I chose... the Seychelles. 586 00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:05,671 An exclusive villa on a private island. 587 00:47:06,296 --> 00:47:10,046 Better, I prefer islands... Perfect. 588 00:47:10,713 --> 00:47:15,505 Everything is already booked! I'll go get dessert. 589 00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:26,546 Since Mary has lived in Italy, Puffy is like a son to us. 590 00:47:27,963 --> 00:47:29,713 Think... 591 00:47:29,921 --> 00:47:33,296 Now that Mary's gone, can you show us your wedding rings? 592 00:47:33,671 --> 00:47:36,130 Yes. Shh! 593 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:50,755 Profiterole, your favorite dessert. 594 00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:14,546 - [the clock strikes the hour] - Sorry, it's two o'clock. 595 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:20,171 Puffy is a clock. If it doesn't his little need, it's a tragedy. 596 00:48:21,296 --> 00:48:26,838 - No, if you allow me, I'll take care of it. - Don't bother! 597 00:48:26,921 --> 00:48:29,880 - [barks] - Holy shit! I insist. 598 00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:35,713 I adore animals and Puffy has already taken a liking to me. 599 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,963 - Right, Puffy? - [barks] 600 00:48:39,755 --> 00:48:41,713 Exactly, 601 00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:45,713 You gave your wedding ring to Sylvia when you lost at strip poker. 602 00:48:46,296 --> 00:48:49,713 But like Sylvia! I don't remember. 603 00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:53,380 You saw with two to make her take off her underwear. 604 00:48:53,546 --> 00:48:57,671 What a mess! I need to get that faith back! 605 00:48:58,046 --> 00:49:03,213 - Come, let's look for Sylvia. - How do I free myself? 606 00:49:03,421 --> 00:49:07,171 I think about it. If I get an idea, I'll call you. 607 00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:10,546 Christ! 608 00:49:19,921 --> 00:49:22,546 What a good boy! 609 00:49:28,755 --> 00:49:30,713 Philip? 610 00:49:33,713 --> 00:49:36,338 He fell asleep. 611 00:49:36,505 --> 00:49:40,213 It only happens with people that he likes. 612 00:49:40,421 --> 00:49:42,963 How sweet... 613 00:49:54,255 --> 00:49:59,838 I wanted to thank her. Without her Barbara would have discovered me. 614 00:50:00,505 --> 00:50:03,796 This time thanks to me he got away with it. 615 00:50:04,421 --> 00:50:08,338 But cut off this relationship, it's better for everyone. 616 00:50:08,421 --> 00:50:11,755 Does it seem easy to you? He's 25 years old! 617 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:16,963 I get it, 25 years. The marble tits, the voracious lips... 618 00:50:17,588 --> 00:50:20,255 - The talking ass! - But is he doing it on purpose? 619 00:50:20,463 --> 00:50:24,880 - She could be our daughter! - But what do morals do to me? 620 00:50:24,963 --> 00:50:29,380 - Because she has never... - Yes, but with a mature woman. 621 00:50:30,088 --> 00:50:33,046 Sorry, we make a conscious choice, 622 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:36,671 Let's leave the little girl alone and let's enjoy his wife. 623 00:50:36,755 --> 00:50:40,963 - Shall we leave? Shall we continue? - Until we meet again. 624 00:50:45,546 --> 00:50:48,088 - Sylvia is here. - Aren't you coming? 625 00:50:48,296 --> 00:50:52,505 We'll be waiting for you in the car. Don't worry, go! 626 00:50:52,713 --> 00:50:56,671 Under the basket you need more speed, it's that movement. 627 00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:59,463 We'll talk about it at the next training session. 628 00:50:59,671 --> 00:51:01,713 Location, go! 629 00:51:02,130 --> 00:51:05,921 [in chorus] ♪If Riverside is on the pitch ♪ ♪ You will never win! ♪ 630 00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:10,213 [in chorus] ♪ It's time for champions ♪ ♪ Riverside go! ♪ 631 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:21,130 - Where were you last night? - Stop being jealous! 632 00:51:21,713 --> 00:51:24,338 Hi, do you remember me? 633 00:51:24,546 --> 00:51:27,588 No, because I've never seen you. 634 00:51:27,963 --> 00:51:33,588 Excuse me, I'm talking to the lady. We slept together last night. 635 00:51:37,171 --> 00:51:39,088 Hello... 636 00:51:39,588 --> 00:51:41,546 Who is he? 637 00:51:43,463 --> 00:51:46,838 Paul, How do you think George takes it? 638 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:49,171 Bad! 639 00:51:56,171 --> 00:52:02,088 - Were you fucking with that rat? - I didn't do anything with that mouse. 640 00:52:04,796 --> 00:52:06,630 At that time! 641 00:52:26,296 --> 00:52:28,046 Compliments. 642 00:53:39,088 --> 00:53:43,588 - This fucking faucet! - Give him some whacks! 643 00:53:43,796 --> 00:53:45,713 Stronger! 644 00:53:53,463 --> 00:53:59,130 - Ugly mouse! Guys, there's fun to be had. - Run, fly! 645 00:54:01,088 --> 00:54:03,130 Run! 646 00:54:04,796 --> 00:54:06,755 Go, go! 647 00:54:06,963 --> 00:54:10,880 - Where the fuck are you going? - What a fool! 648 00:54:11,588 --> 00:54:13,421 Crazy! 649 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,963 - Now you have to go, you idiot! - I'll knock your balls off! 650 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:29,505 - You said "go"! - But we hadn't gone up! 651 00:54:29,588 --> 00:54:32,255 In short, enough! 652 00:54:32,796 --> 00:54:36,255 I obeyed. You say "go" and I go. 653 00:54:36,338 --> 00:54:40,380 - Let it go. - Discourse closed. Friends like before. 654 00:54:40,796 --> 00:54:42,588 Don't you "oblure" the ring? 655 00:54:42,671 --> 00:54:44,213 - That? - Tit! 656 00:54:44,296 --> 00:54:47,171 - The ring. - The ring, come on. Help him. 657 00:54:47,255 --> 00:54:48,296 It doesn't come out. 658 00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:52,796 - Don't touch me, it bothers me! - Come on, hurry. 659 00:54:52,963 --> 00:54:58,171 Please, a little silence! What's all this confusion? 660 00:54:58,255 --> 00:55:01,130 Philip, you're late! 661 00:55:01,546 --> 00:55:06,588 I wouldn't call it late. There was a very small setback... 662 00:55:07,213 --> 00:55:12,171 - Come on, everyone's already here! - Certain. So goodbye... 663 00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:16,005 do we invite them too? They are so cute. 664 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:19,463 We have to finish something... 665 00:55:19,546 --> 00:55:22,796 Of course, Professor Benci's relatives they are welcome. 666 00:55:23,463 --> 00:55:27,796 - Well, if you invite us... congratulations! - Listen to me. 667 00:55:30,755 --> 00:55:33,963 Young party! The old woman with the furball... 668 00:55:34,171 --> 00:55:36,713 Do you know where Philip is? 669 00:55:36,796 --> 00:55:39,463 - No. - Okay. 670 00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:51,338 - How is it going? - We can't do it. 671 00:55:51,755 --> 00:55:54,505 - At that time? - He's not coming out. 672 00:55:54,963 --> 00:55:57,671 - Do like me. - Like him. 673 00:55:57,921 --> 00:56:00,588 Do like me who... Be good. 674 00:56:00,963 --> 00:56:03,505 - Let's count to three... - Three. 675 00:56:03,713 --> 00:56:06,255 Mind your own business. 676 00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:09,296 Up to three, take a deep breath and... 677 00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:11,171 - All together. - What a drag! 678 00:56:11,255 --> 00:56:13,713 - You're a nuisance. - Don't argue. 679 00:56:13,921 --> 00:56:16,546 Up to three and then take a breath. 680 00:56:16,630 --> 00:56:19,171 One two three! 681 00:56:21,463 --> 00:56:23,296 Bravo! 682 00:56:23,796 --> 00:56:26,546 And go! The ring? 683 00:56:27,963 --> 00:56:30,588 - That? - I swallowed it. 684 00:56:30,796 --> 00:56:34,171 - I don't believe it. - Come on, we've been through a lot together. 685 00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:36,296 Don't touch me. 686 00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:38,546 - "Frodo"... - What a Frodo! 687 00:56:43,213 --> 00:56:45,546 - At that time? - Nothing. 688 00:56:45,755 --> 00:56:49,213 Eat a plum, we can't stay here until tomorrow. 689 00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:51,755 - Greetings! - [Puffy barks] 690 00:56:51,963 --> 00:56:55,171 When will we be able to see these rings? 691 00:56:55,963 --> 00:56:59,046 - When do we see them? - When... 692 00:56:59,213 --> 00:57:01,963 Well, surprisingly. 693 00:57:02,338 --> 00:57:04,505 - A lemonade? - [in chorus] No! 694 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:07,963 Thanks, we only plums. 695 00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:12,588 - I think we're there. - Finally. 696 00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:14,546 - Where are you going? - In the bathroom. 697 00:57:14,630 --> 00:57:16,046 Are you stupid? 698 00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:20,130 Out, otherwise how do we recover the ring? 699 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:24,963 - In the garden? But it's December! - Out, out. 700 00:57:25,088 --> 00:57:26,755 The garden makes me uncomfortable. 701 00:57:26,838 --> 00:57:30,213 - The cold helps. - Come on! 702 00:57:32,671 --> 00:57:35,005 - Compliments! - Thank you. 703 00:57:35,213 --> 00:57:39,338 - Long live the groom! - See you tomorrow at church. 704 00:57:39,421 --> 00:57:42,796 I can't take it anymore. Where do I shit? 705 00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:46,130 In rosemary. 706 00:57:58,463 --> 00:58:00,463 What are you looking at? 707 00:58:00,671 --> 00:58:03,421 Now how do I clean myself? 708 00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:07,546 [barks] 709 00:58:09,421 --> 00:58:11,380 Come... 710 00:58:11,671 --> 00:58:13,796 Come on, handsome. 711 00:58:14,088 --> 00:58:17,713 Soft, fluffy, cute! 712 00:58:21,463 --> 00:58:26,171 Be good to your little paw, cooperate. My nice roll! 713 00:58:27,463 --> 00:58:29,963 Puffy? 714 00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:33,130 Madam, what a beautiful party! 715 00:58:33,380 --> 00:58:38,088 - Can I call her "mom"? - Now's not the time. Have you seen Puffy? 716 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:41,963 - I don't dislike it. Maybe... - Puffy? 717 00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:45,463 Puffy! Ciccino! 718 00:58:47,838 --> 00:58:49,713 Puffy! 719 00:58:59,130 --> 00:59:04,505 Because we have to go to eat right at the Roosevelt? 720 00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:07,880 Still! You're strange. First you disappear all day... 721 00:59:08,088 --> 00:59:13,130 ...and now you don't want to go to your club favorite. - He's become very expensive. 722 00:59:13,546 --> 00:59:16,713 - Do you pay? - No, I was saying for Carlotta. 723 00:59:16,796 --> 00:59:21,088 One evening he comes with us, we could have chosen a more youthful one. 724 00:59:21,671 --> 00:59:25,963 - It doesn't matter to me. - Here you are. Go and die killed... 725 00:59:32,755 --> 00:59:36,046 - Welcome to the Roosevelt. - I'm sorry, I have nothing. 726 00:59:36,255 --> 00:59:39,213 - My wife will take care of it later. - Welcome. 727 00:59:42,755 --> 00:59:45,338 Lillo! Aren't you coming in? 728 00:59:46,130 --> 00:59:49,880 - I forgot something in the car. - And what? 729 00:59:49,963 --> 00:59:53,838 If I forgot, I forgot. In the meantime, you go. 730 00:59:54,713 --> 00:59:56,671 Go. 731 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:05,963 No, I can't come in. I run away, then I invent something in Milena. 732 01:00:06,338 --> 01:00:09,088 Still better than meeting... Barbara! 733 01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,463 - Barbara! - Lillo! 734 01:00:11,671 --> 01:00:15,796 - What are you doing here? - I couldn't resist without you. 735 01:00:16,421 --> 01:00:19,463 I have come to help you to frame your husband. 736 01:00:19,630 --> 01:00:24,338 Thanks, I really needed it, he screwed me today! 737 01:00:24,505 --> 01:00:26,380 - Oh, yes? - Yes. 738 01:00:26,463 --> 01:00:31,171 Don't worry, I'm here now. When I knew you were here, 739 01:00:31,463 --> 01:00:35,171 I got a job to help you frame... 740 01:00:35,838 --> 01:00:38,796 ...the three... fetuses... the stinker! 741 01:00:39,296 --> 01:00:43,546 How nice, you play here! We will be able to see each other every day. 742 01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:45,880 - Everyday? - Everyone! 743 01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:47,505 All of them? 744 01:00:47,755 --> 01:00:50,796 Except tonight I'm going out. 745 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,671 - Are you going out? - Yes... 746 01:00:52,755 --> 01:00:56,630 No! Are you leaving? Well, give me a kiss and we're even. 747 01:00:58,963 --> 01:01:01,838 - Oh God, Claudio! - Yes! 748 01:01:04,463 --> 01:01:09,255 - Called the taxi? - Love, shall we stay and eat here? 749 01:01:09,630 --> 01:01:13,171 I would like to go to bed early because I have migraines. 750 01:01:13,630 --> 01:01:17,213 Very good! I meant... I'm sorry. 751 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,296 Grab a table, I cancel the restaurant. 752 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:23,255 Thank you. I have "bum bum bum" in my head! 753 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:29,171 - [cell phone rings] - Here I am. 754 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:32,505 - Finally! - What's wrong with him? Always on the phone... 755 01:01:32,713 --> 01:01:36,296 Come on, dear, let's think about ourselves too. It's our evening. 756 01:01:36,505 --> 01:01:39,755 There's no point in calling me, I don't want to talk to you anymore! 757 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,796 - Love, please don't hang up. - Don't hang up? 758 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:46,880 Today you left me there, you have the conference dinner tonight... 759 01:01:47,338 --> 01:01:50,088 I know, but there's news. 760 01:01:50,255 --> 01:01:55,255 The professor had to do the closing speech is not good, 761 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:59,755 so maybe after dessert I can free myself. 762 01:02:12,630 --> 01:02:16,421 Good evening. My wife booked under the name Ferri. 763 01:02:17,171 --> 01:02:21,463 A good table, that I know the owner. 764 01:02:22,088 --> 01:02:25,588 - Lello, where are you going? - I'll be back later. 765 01:02:42,255 --> 01:02:45,005 Welcome to the Roosevelt Hotel. 766 01:02:45,255 --> 01:02:48,755 I hope you pass a wonderful evening. 767 01:02:49,171 --> 01:02:52,463 Meanwhile, an immortal song for you. 768 01:02:52,921 --> 01:02:56,005 - What are you doing? - I want to dedicate our song to you. 769 01:02:56,380 --> 01:03:01,130 - Thank you, how romantic you are! - You deserve it. Go sit down! 770 01:03:02,296 --> 01:03:06,838 Here I am! You were so sorry before that I stayed. 771 01:03:07,046 --> 01:03:09,296 What a fabulous idea! 772 01:03:09,713 --> 01:03:13,255 You just arrived, but you're already settled, huh? 773 01:03:14,963 --> 01:03:19,338 The old one? He asked me for "La Cucaracha"! 774 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:23,213 Instead I will dedicate it to you our song. 775 01:03:23,463 --> 01:03:28,171 ♪ If I no longer had you... ♪ 776 01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:34,171 ♪ Better to die... ♪ 777 01:03:34,671 --> 01:03:37,588 ♪ Why this silence... ♪ 778 01:03:39,963 --> 01:03:43,421 ♪ Which is born around me... ♪ 779 01:03:43,630 --> 01:03:47,338 ♪ If I miss you, it makes me feel... ♪ 780 01:03:48,171 --> 01:03:50,171 ♪ Just... ♪ 781 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,796 ♪ Like the river that goes... ♪ 782 01:03:55,546 --> 01:03:58,380 ♪ Towards the end... ♪ 783 01:03:59,296 --> 01:04:02,921 ♪ This you need to know... ♪ 784 01:04:05,713 --> 01:04:10,296 [starts singing a Brazilian song] 785 01:04:32,046 --> 01:04:35,255 Of course I love you. Yes. 786 01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:38,130 My wife? 787 01:04:38,338 --> 01:04:43,338 Come on, Carlotta, how do you do it? to be jealous of a body! 788 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:47,171 Yes sweetie. 789 01:04:47,505 --> 01:04:51,255 You are the only mouse in my life. HI. 790 01:04:54,213 --> 01:04:57,963 - Let's go again! You owe me a favor. - If I may... 791 01:04:58,713 --> 01:05:04,671 By a series of coincidences I am here my wife and my lover. 792 01:05:05,296 --> 01:05:10,338 - Good trouble. - Well yes! The same which I took it out of yesterday. 793 01:05:10,546 --> 01:05:15,255 I try to take her lover away from her, but you have to distract me Barbara. 794 01:05:15,671 --> 01:05:20,130 - Impossible, it's the same one. - How is it the same? 795 01:05:21,546 --> 01:05:24,921 It's the same thing. If I go to his wife, 796 01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:27,921 my wife will think who is my lover. 797 01:05:28,546 --> 01:05:31,921 - Of course... listen! - Eh! 798 01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:34,963 - I'm a doctor. - Yes. 799 01:05:36,046 --> 01:05:40,005 She pretends to choke from Ascoli olive. 800 01:05:40,088 --> 01:05:41,588 - In Manhattan? - Why? 801 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,796 An Ascoli olive in Manhattan? 802 01:05:44,130 --> 01:05:46,213 Oh well, a peanut... 803 01:05:46,463 --> 01:05:49,005 - A peanut? - Yes. I qualify, 804 01:05:49,421 --> 01:05:53,296 I practice the maneuver on her, I pretend complications and I put it on a car. 805 01:05:53,546 --> 01:05:55,505 Marvelous! 806 01:05:55,921 --> 01:06:00,796 - But what is the maneuver? - I'll explain it to you right away. Turn around. 807 01:06:01,421 --> 01:06:06,796 I take it from behind vigorously, I hold her tight and with one blow... 808 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:10,755 I don't want to do it! Isn't there another system? 809 01:06:11,255 --> 01:06:14,630 There is the tracheotomy, but it's not for us. 810 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:18,630 Why not? It seems like one thing more scientific. And what is it? 811 01:06:18,838 --> 01:06:24,463 I should just engrave them her throat, expose her trachea, 812 01:06:25,505 --> 01:06:27,630 insert a cannula... 813 01:06:27,713 --> 01:06:31,255 Oh God, in this case also a Bic, and then blow... 814 01:06:31,338 --> 01:06:34,713 Has he gone mad? It's a terrible thing! 815 01:06:35,171 --> 01:06:39,130 He's right, and then pretend we can't do it. 816 01:06:40,213 --> 01:06:43,338 - Okay, then nothing. - Wait! 817 01:06:47,588 --> 01:06:51,463 Alright... go for the maneuver. 818 01:06:54,046 --> 01:06:58,130 If you don't come back to play soon, you're fired. 819 01:06:58,671 --> 01:07:02,713 Director, it won't happen again, I'm going to play. 820 01:07:12,630 --> 01:07:14,463 Good evening. 821 01:07:14,921 --> 01:07:16,963 HI! How is it going? 822 01:07:18,796 --> 01:07:21,713 Well, I see much better, huh? 823 01:07:22,838 --> 01:07:28,713 Miss, it's still fresh. Don't you see the "mulignana"? 824 01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:34,338 - The "mule"...? - The mulignana, the bruise. 825 01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:38,880 - How come here? - I work there. 826 01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:44,130 - You're the owner too of this hotel? - Yes. 827 01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:48,630 - So you have a chain. - They are two small hotels... 828 01:07:48,713 --> 01:07:51,880 More than a chain, it's a chain. 829 01:07:55,213 --> 01:08:00,921 - How much is it? - No! What does he do? I'm the owner, it's on me! 830 01:08:01,463 --> 01:08:06,338 - Okay, thanks. - What are these things? It's on me. 831 01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:10,130 You give me another bruise. 832 01:08:11,005 --> 01:08:15,963 - See what a beautiful girl? - [in Neapolitan] You feel like it! 833 01:08:18,421 --> 01:08:21,505 - Where are you from? - Shanghai at sea. 834 01:08:22,171 --> 01:08:23,796 Wasn't it Praia? 835 01:08:25,421 --> 01:08:27,963 Oh well, anyway... 836 01:08:28,171 --> 01:08:31,588 - How much is the juice? - 80 dollars. 837 01:08:32,088 --> 01:08:33,630 Two oranges $80? 838 01:08:33,755 --> 01:08:37,755 - They come from Sorrento. - And who come by taxi? 839 01:08:41,046 --> 01:08:44,588 But how long to cancel the restaurant! 840 01:08:45,005 --> 01:08:48,421 Switchboard clogged, I didn't get out alive. 841 01:09:08,921 --> 01:09:13,046 - What's wrong with that gentleman? - Help, I can't breathe! 842 01:09:13,130 --> 01:09:19,088 - But he's choking! - A doctor, quickly! A doctor! 843 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,671 Help! Help me... 844 01:09:24,588 --> 01:09:26,588 - Do I qualify? - Yes! 845 01:09:26,671 --> 01:09:30,463 Here I am, I'm here. 846 01:09:30,963 --> 01:09:33,838 Oh God, what happened? 847 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:38,171 The toilet is here, right? 848 01:09:38,421 --> 01:09:41,963 Where is the doctor going? Come here! 849 01:09:42,588 --> 01:09:47,921 He's lucky, we are all doctors. Doctor Green, practice the maneuver! 850 01:09:48,921 --> 01:09:51,713 Wait a minute, I would like... 851 01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:55,296 - It failed! - Quick, tracheotomy! 852 01:09:55,463 --> 01:09:58,296 - A knife. - But he never had tracheostomies. 853 01:09:58,505 --> 01:10:02,796 - Why not? Once, on a corpse. - It's not the same thing! 854 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,380 - We'll give it a try. - I'm better! 855 01:10:08,213 --> 01:10:11,713 Spread it on the table. She blows, I cut. 856 01:10:11,921 --> 01:10:16,296 Aah! And finish it! Enough with this straw! 857 01:10:16,505 --> 01:10:20,130 Butchers! I'm not an idiot! Enough, I'm fine. 858 01:10:20,921 --> 01:10:23,421 Baby, I was about to die! 859 01:10:23,630 --> 01:10:26,755 At the bottom was a tunnel of light and there you were. 860 01:10:26,963 --> 01:10:30,880 I was about to lose you, These are things that make you think. 861 01:10:31,046 --> 01:10:34,713 But now I need to hear the inner voice that says... 862 01:10:34,963 --> 01:10:37,546 Damn you! But where did it go? 863 01:10:37,963 --> 01:10:41,713 I ran away because at some point my lover has appeared! 864 01:10:41,921 --> 01:10:47,546 - If my wife saw me... - They almost tracheosodomized me. 865 01:10:48,130 --> 01:10:50,463 God, what a situation! 866 01:10:50,671 --> 01:10:55,963 - At least we're in the same boat. - Yes, but you're sailing in a sea of ​​shit. 867 01:10:56,838 --> 01:11:00,296 - And what do we do now? - We'll do something. 868 01:11:00,755 --> 01:11:05,296 We are two intelligent people. Let's think. 869 01:11:06,088 --> 01:11:10,005 [Lillo] Just stay calm, let's recap. 870 01:11:10,421 --> 01:11:15,088 - Holy shit! - [Lillo] So, from here one cannot leave alone, 871 01:11:15,546 --> 01:11:19,046 I can't go inside, I can't talk to one, 872 01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:21,921 on the other I can't make me fool... 873 01:11:22,005 --> 01:11:24,130 - What are you saying, dad? - Lillo! 874 01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:26,838 - What are you doing here? - You disappeared! 875 01:11:26,963 --> 01:11:30,755 In short, what happens? You sit down and get up again, disappear, 876 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:35,963 you dance, you choke... What's underneath? 877 01:11:36,796 --> 01:11:39,755 But what do you want to see underneath? 878 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:43,296 I came to get some fresh air. 879 01:11:43,838 --> 01:11:46,838 Shall we go barefoot in Central Park? 880 01:11:47,005 --> 01:11:50,880 Idiot! Go get the car, let's go home. 881 01:11:51,046 --> 01:11:53,963 - Now the evening is ruined. - I'm not coming. 882 01:11:54,838 --> 01:11:57,671 I have to wait for someone. 883 01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:01,921 - At that time? The car! - Flight. 884 01:12:04,088 --> 01:12:06,255 I love you. 885 01:12:06,505 --> 01:12:09,963 But fuck you, your father, your mother and the contract! 886 01:12:11,671 --> 01:12:15,755 - [cell phone rings] - Carlotta, love... 887 01:12:15,963 --> 01:12:20,338 - Love, are you coming then? - I'm coming... 888 01:12:20,755 --> 01:12:25,463 The situation has become complicated, I don't know if I can get out of it. 889 01:12:25,755 --> 01:12:30,838 And then it's also late and you're on the other side of town. 890 01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:37,213 - And what do you know where I am? - You'll be downtown, right? 891 01:12:37,796 --> 01:12:43,588 - And where are you? - I told you, I'm on the other side of town. 892 01:12:44,421 --> 01:12:49,171 But I'm very close to you at this moment! Love... 893 01:12:57,546 --> 01:12:59,005 Love? 894 01:12:59,546 --> 01:13:05,171 Honey, the one from Cucaracha did it a mess and now I'm with the director. 895 01:13:05,630 --> 01:13:10,088 Love a horn! It's two hours I'm looking for you throughout the hotel. 896 01:13:10,338 --> 01:13:15,046 Listen, we'll get organized tomorrow and I'll give you a good skinning, huh? 897 01:13:15,213 --> 01:13:19,130 How romantic you are! I can't wait. 898 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:23,546 He'll make it up to me, we'll be together all day. 899 01:13:23,755 --> 01:13:27,213 - I want you all, all... - Everything, everything... 900 01:13:27,921 --> 01:13:30,380 [in chorus] You? 901 01:13:32,421 --> 01:13:34,838 Who were you calling? 902 01:13:35,046 --> 01:13:38,671 - Over to you. And you? - Me too. 903 01:13:39,130 --> 01:13:45,963 I secluded myself here because I was in the room telephone reception was poor. 904 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:51,088 - Shall we go to dinner? - Look, I'm actually feeling a little today... 905 01:13:51,338 --> 01:13:53,296 Asshole! 906 01:13:54,546 --> 01:13:57,505 You're such an asshole! 907 01:13:59,963 --> 01:14:04,130 - But who is that idiot? - Well... 908 01:14:04,963 --> 01:14:10,088 Better that she's gone. Let's not get confused with these people. 909 01:14:10,171 --> 01:14:14,380 - Out! - Come on, director... 910 01:14:14,671 --> 01:14:18,171 I warned you, but you didn't play again... 911 01:14:18,255 --> 01:14:22,546 - ...so you're fired! - How fired? 912 01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:26,838 - Lello! - Excuse me for a moment. Fired? 913 01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:31,838 You're fired, you don't know how to do this job! 914 01:14:32,046 --> 01:14:35,255 You don't put love or feeling into it... 915 01:14:35,463 --> 01:14:37,421 You're fired! 916 01:14:37,796 --> 01:14:41,505 - But the pay? - No pay. 917 01:14:41,963 --> 01:14:45,255 Whoever makes a mistake pays and you made a mistake. 918 01:14:45,463 --> 01:14:48,046 No pay! 919 01:14:49,963 --> 01:14:54,880 He doesn't put love into it, he doesn't know how to do this job. 920 01:14:55,296 --> 01:15:00,546 - But what happened? - That asshole he hung up the phone on me. 921 01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:04,130 But you can't really see it. 922 01:15:04,713 --> 01:15:09,213 - He didn't even leave a mark on you. - You're always joking! 923 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:15,380 - It's just that all men are the same. - That's not true, you're kind. 924 01:15:17,671 --> 01:15:21,338 By the way, would you take me home? 925 01:15:21,421 --> 01:15:24,130 And why not? Let's go. 926 01:15:24,713 --> 01:15:28,921 But where are you going? It's five kilometers! Let's take your car. 927 01:15:29,005 --> 01:15:31,088 - Which car? - That. 928 01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:35,546 Impossible, the driver passed out. 929 01:15:35,630 --> 01:15:38,088 A fit of sleep. 930 01:15:38,296 --> 01:15:41,213 - Okay, let's take a taxi. - No! 931 01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:43,463 No, he's joking. 932 01:15:43,838 --> 01:15:48,546 I'll go and see in person if the taxi driver is the right one. 933 01:15:48,713 --> 01:15:53,338 Also for reasons of protection. I'll be right back. 934 01:15:59,796 --> 01:16:02,463 Allow a question? 935 01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:05,755 [in Neapolitan] Tell me, handsome! 936 01:16:07,088 --> 01:16:11,338 - But where are you from? - From the province of Naples. Bombay. 937 01:16:13,796 --> 01:16:17,421 - Pompeii? - No, Bombay by the sea. 938 01:16:18,255 --> 01:16:23,171 - If I give you this, will you take me to Tribeca? - But he doesn't walk! 939 01:16:23,630 --> 01:16:27,963 Of course, if he walked, I let him take me, don't date! 940 01:16:28,130 --> 01:16:31,880 - Okay, but only because you're from Naples. - Thank you. 941 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:36,088 - Bombay, huh? - Bombay, sure. 942 01:16:55,630 --> 01:16:59,046 - How exciting! - Is he your husband? 943 01:16:59,671 --> 01:17:02,421 He's a handsome man! 944 01:17:05,546 --> 01:17:09,338 Then have fun at the bachelorette party. 945 01:17:09,546 --> 01:17:12,296 And you're good. 946 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,838 - Understood? - Forget about it! 947 01:17:16,671 --> 01:17:21,838 Dinner with Professor Benci's son and the cousin, all absurd people. 948 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:25,255 You can imagine what a boring evening! 949 01:17:25,713 --> 01:17:28,463 But on the other hand… I have to. 950 01:17:33,755 --> 01:17:39,130 Philip, where are you? It's an over-the-top party here! 951 01:17:39,421 --> 01:17:41,255 Run! 952 01:17:41,463 --> 01:17:46,713 There is Sylvia with her two friends... Hurry up, this is crazy stuff! 953 01:17:46,921 --> 01:17:52,588 There's also the one with the snake. She was nostalgic, she has it all on her. 954 01:17:53,463 --> 01:17:58,880 I just left Mary, I'll be there immediately. Wait a minute... 955 01:18:00,213 --> 01:18:02,755 - Professor! - What are you doing here? 956 01:18:02,838 --> 01:18:05,130 I should ask her this. 957 01:18:05,255 --> 01:18:10,546 I always go to Sirio Maccioni for dinner. He makes amatriciana crepes... 958 01:18:10,713 --> 01:18:13,546 No, I meant in the United States. 959 01:18:13,630 --> 01:18:18,671 He thought I might get lost my son's award ceremony? 960 01:18:18,755 --> 01:18:22,755 Why, do they reward him? Well! And when? 961 01:18:23,171 --> 01:18:28,880 As? She told me on the phone! "Best student of the year award". 962 01:18:29,546 --> 01:18:33,338 Ah, yes, it's true... how can I forget it! 963 01:18:33,755 --> 01:18:37,713 - I'd like to surprise him. - Great idea. 964 01:18:37,921 --> 01:18:42,088 But tomorrow. During the party she arrives and... surprise! 965 01:18:42,171 --> 01:18:45,213 But tomorrow, right? 966 01:18:45,296 --> 01:18:48,921 Now! I go there, I knock... "Who is it?" "Dad!" 967 01:18:48,963 --> 01:18:52,171 - Dad... - Dad dad dad! 968 01:18:52,338 --> 01:18:55,713 - Let's call him. - And what surprise would that be? 969 01:18:55,921 --> 01:18:59,671 New York is dangerous, I'll accompany her. 970 01:19:00,088 --> 01:19:02,463 - What did he say? - I? 971 01:19:02,838 --> 01:19:06,463 - Is it practical? - Of course, in 5 minutes we'll be there. 972 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,921 - Do you know the way? - Not even a child you would get lost, New York is a grid. 973 01:19:11,130 --> 01:19:14,588 - Let's go! Is that your car? - It's Mary's. 974 01:19:21,005 --> 01:19:25,505 You're an idiot! The grill... We've been wandering around for two hours. 975 01:19:26,338 --> 01:19:31,421 - Not a single child is lost... - But we are no longer children! 976 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:36,671 - And then he nailed the problem, the grill. - But she said it! 977 01:19:36,713 --> 01:19:41,630 Precisely! In New York if you make a mistake a road, then it's a whole chain. 978 01:19:42,088 --> 01:19:44,671 - As in all cities. - More here. 979 01:19:44,921 --> 01:19:48,421 New York is like Turin, with the "avenues", the "streets"... 980 01:19:48,963 --> 01:19:51,088 - The "avenues" in Turin? - No, but here yes. 981 01:19:51,171 --> 01:19:57,380 And that's where the problem arises. This one it's geometry, X, Y, the parallels that... 982 01:19:58,046 --> 01:20:02,046 Professor, we are tired, I'll take her back to the hotel. 983 01:20:02,671 --> 01:20:04,671 It's late. 984 01:20:04,755 --> 01:20:08,630 The kids at this time they will be sleeping. 985 01:20:08,963 --> 01:20:13,588 And you too are a little tired. Maybe it's age, maybe it's jet lag... 986 01:20:13,796 --> 01:20:19,421 But what is he saying? At this point, I want to meet my son tonight. 987 01:20:20,130 --> 01:20:22,880 Come over, let's ask that gentleman. 988 01:20:24,088 --> 01:20:27,171 That? Can't you see how aggressive he looks? 989 01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:30,630 - This neighborhood is dangerous! - What do you know? We got lost. Go! 990 01:20:35,171 --> 01:20:37,546 - Sorry... - Tell me. 991 01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:42,963 He doesn't have a face like that... For Riverside College? 992 01:20:43,046 --> 01:20:45,005 What a combination! 993 01:20:45,088 --> 01:20:50,088 I went there to visit my mother, but there are no taxis to be found. 994 01:20:50,713 --> 01:20:53,796 - We'll give you a lift. - You are very kind. 995 01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,963 It was lucky to meet you. 996 01:20:58,005 --> 01:21:01,088 [Benci] There are still good people in the world. 997 01:21:05,338 --> 01:21:07,505 How lucky! 998 01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,630 So where are we going? 999 01:21:12,463 --> 01:21:16,713 It's simple, at the end of the road turn right, 1000 01:21:16,796 --> 01:21:20,671 then the first on the left, and again the second one on the right. 1001 01:21:21,296 --> 01:21:24,796 At the crossroads take the roundabout... 1002 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:28,963 - ...and you have arrived. Understood? - Perfectly. 1003 01:21:29,171 --> 01:21:31,755 - I told you... - Shut up! 1004 01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:35,838 Follow the lord's orders that's so kind. 1005 01:21:36,463 --> 01:21:39,921 In case of difficulty, call me on your cell phone. 1006 01:21:40,130 --> 01:21:46,088 - Have a nice walk and a good evening. - Goodbye, so many beautiful things! 1007 01:21:46,463 --> 01:21:47,880 But he was polite. 1008 01:21:47,963 --> 01:21:51,505 But what does he say? Look at the trouble he got me into! 1009 01:21:52,046 --> 01:21:54,421 Stop that car, ask for help! 1010 01:21:54,505 --> 01:21:56,588 - But the grill... - No grill! 1011 01:21:56,671 --> 01:21:58,755 Stop! 1012 01:22:00,005 --> 01:22:04,213 - Sorry, we were robbed. - We should go back to the hotel... 1013 01:22:04,296 --> 01:22:07,630 - He understood. - This is the New York I love. 1014 01:22:08,088 --> 01:22:12,380 - Thank you. - [they scream] 1015 01:22:20,671 --> 01:22:22,796 How bad! 1016 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:28,713 Take that hand away! Don't touch me! It's all his fault. 1017 01:22:29,338 --> 01:22:33,046 What impression will we make of my son? 1018 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:37,380 - Look how we are combined! - Look, it's a big word. 1019 01:22:37,463 --> 01:22:40,213 Shut up! I thought you were a moron... 1020 01:22:40,921 --> 01:22:43,130 Instead he is completely idiotic. 1021 01:22:43,338 --> 01:22:45,880 But it's my fault that I chose someone like her: 1022 01:22:46,088 --> 01:22:49,630 incapable, incompetent, inconclusive, unreliable, 1023 01:22:49,796 --> 01:22:54,755 unaware, ignorant, Boeotian, stunned, pedantic, arrogant... Do you understand? 1024 01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:57,546 Until "moron" yes, then there was a setback... 1025 01:22:57,630 --> 01:22:58,880 Shut up! 1026 01:22:59,255 --> 01:23:02,171 SIDEWALK UNUSEABLE 1027 01:23:03,005 --> 01:23:04,463 Where is it taking me? 1028 01:23:04,588 --> 01:23:07,963 - Actually, she's driving. - Shut up! 1029 01:23:08,963 --> 01:23:12,755 - What is this climb? - It's a New York latch. 1030 01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:16,796 - New York is like Urbino. - Wasn't it like Turin? 1031 01:23:17,088 --> 01:23:20,630 For the grill. For the ups and downs it's like Urbino. 1032 01:23:20,838 --> 01:23:23,296 The latch is typical of San Francisco. 1033 01:23:23,588 --> 01:23:27,505 Yes, but more in Urbino. New York it is famous for its cobblestones. 1034 01:23:27,630 --> 01:23:29,963 Stopped! One balustrade, it's dangerous. 1035 01:23:30,046 --> 01:23:33,213 - But no, it's a bridge. - Wooden? 1036 01:23:33,296 --> 01:23:37,630 Precisely! New York it is the city of bridges, like Venice. 1037 01:23:38,046 --> 01:23:42,005 Harassed, I follow her, I trust blindly. 1038 01:23:46,088 --> 01:23:50,380 - But where have we ended up? - I do not know. 1039 01:23:51,046 --> 01:23:56,796 - I found something to clean himself. - Where? Give it to me! 1040 01:23:57,005 --> 01:24:01,921 What are these, wet tissues? Thank you. But where are we? 1041 01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:05,755 I don't know, but I smell something... There's slimy stuff. 1042 01:24:05,838 --> 01:24:09,255 - Harassed, I'm starting to see. - Me too. 1043 01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:11,755 [they scream] 1044 01:24:11,963 --> 01:24:14,630 - He stopped. - Soon! 1045 01:24:20,755 --> 01:24:24,796 [screams] Old shit! 1046 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,463 Not twice! 1047 01:24:28,546 --> 01:24:31,255 - Professor, are you okay? - Yes. 1048 01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:34,380 We are lucky, there must be a party. 1049 01:24:34,755 --> 01:24:38,921 - Let's go get help. The hand! - Excuse me. 1050 01:24:40,796 --> 01:24:45,713 Keep it here. Don't push, stay still! 1051 01:24:49,255 --> 01:24:52,630 - Excuse me, we should make a phone call. - Phone call! 1052 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:55,380 I don't know, I screwed up. 1053 01:24:55,713 --> 01:24:58,338 - Stay here. - Yes please! 1054 01:24:58,421 --> 01:24:59,963 Shut up! Stopped! 1055 01:25:00,088 --> 01:25:03,630 - Stand still here. - Thank you, professor. 1056 01:25:04,630 --> 01:25:07,380 Do you know where a phone is? 1057 01:25:18,338 --> 01:25:21,171 Excuse me, is there a telephone? 1058 01:25:26,546 --> 01:25:29,588 [inaudible voice] 1059 01:25:30,921 --> 01:25:33,796 [inaudible voice] 1060 01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:37,296 With permission. 1061 01:25:38,171 --> 01:25:42,171 Can I make a phone call? I use cordless. 1062 01:25:48,546 --> 01:25:51,380 [inaudible voice] 1063 01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:45,546 - Baldhead! - Give us five dollars for the smoke. 1064 01:26:48,963 --> 01:26:50,963 - Dad! - Uncle! 1065 01:26:51,505 --> 01:26:53,755 What is this? 1066 01:26:54,796 --> 01:26:57,380 - It's a frame... - Shut up! 1067 01:26:59,546 --> 01:27:01,380 HI. 1068 01:27:02,213 --> 01:27:05,380 Sylvia! What a pleasure to see you again, to hear from you again... 1069 01:27:05,546 --> 01:27:09,463 Listen, I have to call right away to Francesco. 1070 01:27:10,088 --> 01:27:12,796 But Francesco is over there. 1071 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:19,046 - Where are we? - At Francesco's house. 1072 01:27:20,296 --> 01:27:22,505 Holy crap! 1073 01:27:22,588 --> 01:27:25,505 Sylvia, take me to him immediately! 1074 01:27:27,505 --> 01:27:30,213 What a mess! Come on, come on! 1075 01:27:30,338 --> 01:27:32,296 Fast! 1076 01:27:34,546 --> 01:27:38,088 - Here, here is Francesco. - Thank you. 1077 01:27:42,380 --> 01:27:47,463 Francesco, the asshole is here. No, don't interrupt me! 1078 01:27:48,046 --> 01:27:50,130 So... 1079 01:27:50,380 --> 01:27:52,963 You and Paolo disappear now. 1080 01:27:53,630 --> 01:27:57,463 Then I'll take care of tricking him that defect... 1081 01:28:05,421 --> 01:28:07,338 Professor! 1082 01:28:07,421 --> 01:28:11,130 - What a pleasure to see you again... - Shut up! 1083 01:28:11,671 --> 01:28:15,046 - And you out! - Guys, the party's over. 1084 01:28:15,296 --> 01:28:20,588 You all have to get out. Sorry, I'm disappointed... 1085 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,130 Harassed, not her! 1086 01:28:33,838 --> 01:28:37,171 This is my husband, I'm sure he has a lover. 1087 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:40,130 I couldn't find them. 1088 01:28:40,338 --> 01:28:43,630 He did well to contact a detective. 1089 01:28:44,505 --> 01:28:47,421 Of course, I don't sleep standing up! 1090 01:28:49,046 --> 01:28:54,421 He'll have it checked. If he is unfaithful to her, will have photographic evidence. 1091 01:28:55,046 --> 01:28:59,171 Let's hope! When he has the photos, bring them to me at the "Rosselvet". 1092 01:28:59,463 --> 01:29:02,213 - At the Roosevelt? - At "Rosselvet". - Certainly. 1093 01:29:02,338 --> 01:29:04,338 Sorry, but I have a another appointment. 1094 01:29:04,421 --> 01:29:05,963 - Thank you. - Not at all. 1095 01:29:06,755 --> 01:29:09,546 Now I'll screw you! 1096 01:29:15,963 --> 01:29:18,630 I'm John Palmer, tell me. 1097 01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:23,796 My husband is strange these days, I would like to have it checked. 1098 01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:27,171 - Did you bring a photo? - Certain. 1099 01:29:47,213 --> 01:29:51,088 - Here, this. - Excellent choice. 1100 01:29:51,296 --> 01:29:55,838 - Do you want to know the price? - No, my wife goes through a lot. Thank you. 1101 01:29:56,421 --> 01:29:59,421 - Good morning. - What are you doing here? 1102 01:29:59,630 --> 01:30:03,255 - Is he alone, without a wife? - Certain. 1103 01:30:03,796 --> 01:30:07,005 I have to give a gift to my lover. 1104 01:30:07,296 --> 01:30:11,255 - And her? - I took a thought for my wife. 1105 01:30:12,213 --> 01:30:14,963 - He has suspicions. - Like mine! 1106 01:30:15,171 --> 01:30:19,921 I should meet with the lover, but Barbara is always on top of me. 1107 01:30:19,963 --> 01:30:23,713 - "White" Christmas? - Not exactly in white. 1108 01:30:24,505 --> 01:30:28,213 With my wife We're great about sex. 1109 01:30:29,088 --> 01:30:31,880 Great... so to speak. 1110 01:30:31,963 --> 01:30:34,005 Nothing to say! 1111 01:30:34,380 --> 01:30:38,588 It's done to do! Even three or four times a day. 1112 01:30:39,713 --> 01:30:41,880 - With Barbara? - Certain. 1113 01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:43,588 I don't think so. 1114 01:30:44,671 --> 01:30:47,380 What does she have to do with it? 1115 01:30:49,546 --> 01:30:54,963 I don't know who has a lover have lots of sex with your wife. 1116 01:30:55,171 --> 01:30:57,838 - Why, you with your wife... - Once a year. 1117 01:30:57,921 --> 01:31:00,338 On June 2nd, for Republic Day. 1118 01:31:00,421 --> 01:31:06,046 Of course, the decline in desire comes because with your lover you are always at... 1119 01:31:06,130 --> 01:31:08,421 Of course! 1120 01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:14,005 But since we've been here I haven't been a moment alone with her. 1121 01:31:14,213 --> 01:31:18,588 - And why? - Because I always have my husband in my balls! 1122 01:31:18,963 --> 01:31:22,296 - Ah, it's one of those! I know something about it. - Who says it! 1123 01:31:22,505 --> 01:31:24,880 - Let's leave it alone. - Better. 1124 01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:28,213 I would like to help you, but I really don't know... 1125 01:31:28,380 --> 01:31:30,463 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 1126 01:31:31,088 --> 01:31:35,171 - You could help me instead. - And how? 1127 01:31:35,630 --> 01:31:40,171 I have to bring this gift to my girlfriend. 1128 01:31:40,630 --> 01:31:45,130 That would be so kind to keep my wife busy? 1129 01:31:48,005 --> 01:31:51,463 I should take care of your wife... for how long? 1130 01:31:52,296 --> 01:31:56,463 Between the gift, the foreplay, one thing and another... 1131 01:31:56,838 --> 01:32:03,338 - We'll do it 4 times... an hour and a half. - I cover your wife for an hour and a half. 1132 01:32:03,421 --> 01:32:07,963 - No, he has to cover me! - That's what I meant. 1133 01:32:08,088 --> 01:32:11,213 - At that time? - If it needs to be covered, I'll cover it. 1134 01:32:29,213 --> 01:32:31,880 Forget the promotion! 1135 01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,463 - But then Mary won't marry me. - Shut up! 1136 01:32:34,588 --> 01:32:38,588 - He has nothing to do with it. - We fooled you for a year. 1137 01:32:38,671 --> 01:32:41,088 - He couldn't in 2 days... - Shut up. 1138 01:32:41,171 --> 01:32:43,630 He did worse, he was an accomplice! 1139 01:32:43,838 --> 01:32:45,671 - You're fired! - Right! 1140 01:32:46,463 --> 01:32:48,588 Shut up! 1141 01:32:49,505 --> 01:32:51,963 Oh mama! 1142 01:32:56,880 --> 01:33:00,630 - Excuse me, am I okay with the city? - Shut up! 1143 01:33:03,588 --> 01:33:06,588 So over here. 1144 01:33:07,338 --> 01:33:12,171 For you the fun is over, I will demand a very strict control! 1145 01:33:12,380 --> 01:33:14,505 - Sorry, dad, can I... - Shut up! 1146 01:33:14,588 --> 01:33:17,171 Luckily there is no rector of my times! 1147 01:33:17,588 --> 01:33:21,713 I, passed with full marks, brought example of profit and righteousness! 1148 01:33:22,255 --> 01:33:24,296 - Severino! - Yes? 1149 01:33:24,463 --> 01:33:27,088 I recognized you immediately! 1150 01:33:28,338 --> 01:33:32,713 - And who are you? - I'm Steven, don't you remember? 1151 01:33:33,921 --> 01:33:37,213 Same course, same apartment... 1152 01:33:38,338 --> 01:33:40,713 - We have to go. - Ninth. 1153 01:33:40,796 --> 01:33:44,255 - You're here for the twentieth anniversary, right? - What twenty-year anniversary? 1154 01:33:44,838 --> 01:33:46,921 - You come. - But... 1155 01:33:47,213 --> 01:33:50,380 Don't pull...don't push. Either pull, or push! 1156 01:33:50,421 --> 01:33:55,671 I'm glad you accepted to participate in this reunion. 1157 01:33:56,255 --> 01:33:59,671 Look who came! 1158 01:34:03,005 --> 01:34:05,838 We have the honor of having among us... 1159 01:34:06,088 --> 01:34:11,130 ...Severino Benci, number one, the best, the unattainable! 1160 01:34:11,213 --> 01:34:13,588 We've already seen the film of the award ceremony, but in your honor... 1161 01:34:13,671 --> 01:34:19,671 - ...we'll see it again. - No, it would be boring for you. 1162 01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:22,630 - And we have to go. - No, stay. 1163 01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:27,880 The prize for the fanboy of the year goes to Severino Benci! 1164 01:34:32,421 --> 01:34:34,796 Thank you... 1165 01:34:34,921 --> 01:34:38,171 ...and I remind you of the three rules of fanaticism: 1166 01:34:38,380 --> 01:34:42,630 [1] Unscrupulous absenteeism from lessons and exams. 1167 01:34:43,755 --> 01:34:47,546 [2] Ruthless exploitation of parents' finances. 1168 01:34:48,796 --> 01:34:53,088 [3] Unbridled research of any kind of fun! 1169 01:34:53,963 --> 01:34:57,005 - I have to go. - Where are you going? 1170 01:34:57,255 --> 01:34:59,213 Great! 1171 01:35:04,380 --> 01:35:06,630 Long live Benci! 1172 01:35:06,713 --> 01:35:09,463 Long live the great Benci! 1173 01:35:10,630 --> 01:35:16,255 Dad, you want to tell me that you invented it the rules of fandom? 1174 01:35:17,296 --> 01:35:20,755 - I was a boy... - Shut up! 1175 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,255 - Ready? - I'm Palmer. 1176 01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:36,963 She will find photos of her husband at the reception in three hours. 1177 01:35:37,088 --> 01:35:40,713 Thank you, you were efficient and timely. 1178 01:35:40,796 --> 01:35:43,838 Now I'll massacre you, you'll see! 1179 01:35:46,630 --> 01:35:49,213 - Ready, Lillo? - Yes? 1180 01:35:49,421 --> 01:35:53,505 They're about to take me the photographs of Claudio with his lover. 1181 01:35:54,296 --> 01:35:57,963 - How is this possible? - I paid a detective. 1182 01:35:58,171 --> 01:36:02,921 - You always have wonderful ideas! And when does he bring them to you? - In three hours. 1183 01:36:03,130 --> 01:36:06,130 - Ready? - I'm Palmer, he was right. 1184 01:36:06,296 --> 01:36:10,963 You will find photographs of your husband at the Roosevelt reception. 1185 01:36:11,380 --> 01:36:15,338 Enough of this pilgrim life! Isn't that incredible? 1186 01:36:15,546 --> 01:36:21,130 - In fact, you don't believe it. Alright, bye. - HI! 1187 01:36:26,255 --> 01:36:30,505 The rules of fandom Did Benci invent them? 1188 01:36:30,671 --> 01:36:33,296 - Yes! - Incredible! 1189 01:36:33,463 --> 01:36:36,505 - And you blackmailed him? Well done. - But no... 1190 01:36:36,796 --> 01:36:40,630 By bargaining we got it a discount on the sentence. 1191 01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:44,963 Two more years of fanboyism, then we will have to study. 1192 01:36:46,588 --> 01:36:51,546 In the end, I'm the only idiot that I lost my job. 1193 01:36:52,255 --> 01:36:53,630 [in chorus] Congratulations. 1194 01:36:53,755 --> 01:36:56,338 This plant of marijuana no longer grows. 1195 01:36:56,421 --> 01:37:03,421 - But what compliments? - From today you are deputy head physician! 1196 01:37:03,505 --> 01:37:05,005 Great! 1197 01:37:05,255 --> 01:37:08,421 We have negotiated for you too. 1198 01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:12,963 - Thank you. - Compliments! 1199 01:37:15,796 --> 01:37:19,796 Mary said she would only marry me because by now he had organized everything, 1200 01:37:20,088 --> 01:37:23,713 but then he made such an ass out of me, but now... big! 1201 01:37:23,963 --> 01:37:27,213 But first we had to finish... 1202 01:37:27,421 --> 01:37:31,046 ...a little thing which we had left half way. 1203 01:37:31,255 --> 01:37:33,921 We don't play jokes. 1204 01:37:35,671 --> 01:37:39,505 [confused shouting] 1205 01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:01,505 Beautiful! 1206 01:38:01,671 --> 01:38:06,130 This will be the most beautiful day of my life. 1207 01:38:10,046 --> 01:38:12,796 [wedding march] 1208 01:38:35,838 --> 01:38:37,921 [scream] 1209 01:38:49,546 --> 01:38:53,255 - Dear brothers... - Shh! 1210 01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:57,963 - What are they doing here? - Compliments. 1211 01:38:59,588 --> 01:39:04,380 I changed the witnesses, the ones who you gave me I didn't even know them. 1212 01:39:04,671 --> 01:39:08,380 How could you? They made you lose your job! 1213 01:39:08,463 --> 01:39:13,838 No, they negotiated, with Benci everything is fine. 1214 01:39:15,463 --> 01:39:19,088 - So, we are gathered here... - [sneeze] 1215 01:39:20,213 --> 01:39:23,671 And who are this bunch of misfits? 1216 01:39:24,921 --> 01:39:28,296 - Friends. - Truly? 1217 01:39:28,963 --> 01:39:34,463 - Then tell them to come out now! - What trouble do they give you? 1218 01:39:34,755 --> 01:39:39,546 - I'll be able to invite someone at my wedding, right? - No! 1219 01:39:39,921 --> 01:39:44,796 This is my wedding because I'm the one who wanted to marry you, 1220 01:39:45,171 --> 01:39:50,088 I organized the ceremony, with my family and in my city. 1221 01:39:50,130 --> 01:39:54,130 I won't let you ruin everything for me! Throw them out. 1222 01:40:08,838 --> 01:40:12,296 - Let's go! - The party's over. 1223 01:40:12,713 --> 01:40:15,505 We are not welcome. 1224 01:40:17,130 --> 01:40:21,630 Sorry, maybe we'll talk to you later. Do you have my number? 1225 01:40:24,671 --> 01:40:29,255 Bravo! Here is the Philip who I want to marry. What did you tell him? 1226 01:40:29,755 --> 01:40:33,963 - To wait for me outside. - It would have been better if you pushed them away forever. 1227 01:40:34,088 --> 01:40:36,921 No, I'll walk away me forever. 1228 01:40:37,005 --> 01:40:41,255 - From all of them? Bravo. - No, from you. 1229 01:40:43,796 --> 01:40:46,796 Father... so many beautiful things. 1230 01:40:48,046 --> 01:40:50,338 Until we meet again. 1231 01:40:51,671 --> 01:40:53,713 Compliments. 1232 01:41:01,963 --> 01:41:04,630 [Puffy barks] 1233 01:41:09,088 --> 01:41:11,796 [Puffy barks] 1234 01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:18,088 - Congratulations! - Well done! 1235 01:41:19,921 --> 01:41:21,880 Philip! 1236 01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:25,921 - Compliments! - Asshole! 1237 01:41:26,546 --> 01:41:28,130 Congratulations! 1238 01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:31,546 - Compliments! - Well done! 1239 01:41:38,421 --> 01:41:41,880 - Well, he's the detective. - Thank you. 1240 01:41:46,171 --> 01:41:51,171 - He has some photos that I need to make disappear. - Very embarrassing indeed. 1241 01:41:51,421 --> 01:41:57,630 - But I'm extremely serious. - And I'm extremely rich. 1242 01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:04,588 Here are the photos. 1243 01:42:04,755 --> 01:42:07,630 And this too is done! 1244 01:42:12,088 --> 01:42:16,963 She walks around calmly while this hangs over his head? 1245 01:42:17,588 --> 01:42:20,755 - Things? - It's his sword of Damocles. 1246 01:42:20,921 --> 01:42:24,713 - And do you know where they were putting it? - Is he drunk? 1247 01:42:24,796 --> 01:42:27,630 - You should thank me. - Why? 1248 01:42:27,713 --> 01:42:32,671 Because I intercepted some photos which portray her with her lover. 1249 01:42:33,296 --> 01:42:35,505 Is it safe? 1250 01:42:37,588 --> 01:42:39,921 - But it's not possible! - Indeed. 1251 01:42:40,005 --> 01:42:43,421 You believed it! If your wife takes you, it swells you! 1252 01:42:43,505 --> 01:42:47,046 They should inflate her for these free pranks! 1253 01:42:47,421 --> 01:42:50,588 Free? These photos It cost me $20,000! 1254 01:42:51,213 --> 01:42:55,130 - How could he betray me? - Let's wait to see the photos. 1255 01:42:55,338 --> 01:42:58,963 No, it's been since we arrived who does strange things. 1256 01:42:59,380 --> 01:43:03,088 - But mom... - [Lillo] Allowed! Let it pass! 1257 01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:12,130 It's for Mrs. Ricacci. 1258 01:43:12,213 --> 01:43:16,213 - Who told you to take these photos? - I. 1259 01:43:16,838 --> 01:43:18,088 Hey there... 1260 01:43:18,421 --> 01:43:22,255 You wanted to bribe him for hide your betrayal! 1261 01:43:22,338 --> 01:43:25,296 But no, I was here passing through... 1262 01:43:26,171 --> 01:43:28,796 - What are you hiding? - Nothing. 1263 01:43:32,588 --> 01:43:34,713 Love! 1264 01:43:38,046 --> 01:43:41,713 Milena, a wife she must always trust her husband. 1265 01:43:41,921 --> 01:43:45,963 Your doubts hurt me, but I forgive you. 1266 01:43:46,046 --> 01:43:49,130 - Tear up that envelope. - I'll rip your balls off! 1267 01:43:50,088 --> 01:43:52,880 Love, tell him too! 1268 01:44:00,296 --> 01:44:02,296 Fuck! 1269 01:44:02,380 --> 01:44:05,130 It's that the telephoto lens crushes. 1270 01:44:07,171 --> 01:44:14,505 She looks like a vulgar "doggy style", but it's just an optical effect. 1271 01:44:14,588 --> 01:44:17,755 A subject in the foreground and one at 150 meters... 1272 01:44:17,838 --> 01:44:21,755 ...they may seem like one inside the other, but it's not like that. 1273 01:44:22,630 --> 01:44:28,171 But this is that pig Ricacci! And the prone mass... it's Carlotta, good. 1274 01:44:28,838 --> 01:44:32,338 So it's not me what a fuck with my daughter... Carlotta! 1275 01:44:32,755 --> 01:44:35,338 - With an old man! - He's younger than you. 1276 01:44:35,505 --> 01:44:40,213 - And then he's a widower, what's wrong with that? - Widower? He's more married than me! 1277 01:44:42,213 --> 01:44:43,755 What? 1278 01:44:45,963 --> 01:44:47,713 Yes? 1279 01:44:49,630 --> 01:44:51,296 Liar! 1280 01:44:51,755 --> 01:44:55,546 Good, let's go now that if the wife arrives, it's a mess. 1281 01:44:55,963 --> 01:44:58,963 - Do you know each other? - For a lifetime! Until we meet again. 1282 01:44:59,046 --> 01:45:03,963 - But you don't tell him anything? - But who is this? 1283 01:45:05,713 --> 01:45:09,963 - She's a distraught mother and she's right. She's a pig! - I? 1284 01:45:10,046 --> 01:45:12,588 How could he take advantage of this flower! 1285 01:45:12,671 --> 01:45:15,630 Appecorated, yes... but how could he deceive her? 1286 01:45:15,713 --> 01:45:19,171 - He hid from her that he was married! - What nerve! 1287 01:45:19,255 --> 01:45:23,171 Does it give me morals? We are in the same situation! 1288 01:45:23,255 --> 01:45:25,630 - Do we want to talk about it? - No. 1289 01:45:25,713 --> 01:45:26,880 No, let's talk about it! 1290 01:45:27,213 --> 01:45:30,546 But what do I have to do with it? I know people like her! 1291 01:45:30,838 --> 01:45:34,296 When I'm in trouble, they change the subject. 1292 01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:37,296 By the way, when is the helicopter excursion... 1293 01:45:37,421 --> 01:45:39,755 ...to admire Madison Square Garden? 1294 01:45:40,630 --> 01:45:43,296 What situation are you talking about? 1295 01:45:43,713 --> 01:45:48,296 Nothing, look for excuses... But now let's close this matter. 1296 01:45:48,463 --> 01:45:52,588 - You return with your wife and I with mine. - And me? 1297 01:45:52,671 --> 01:45:56,671 I can't think of everyone! You are young, you will make a new life. 1298 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:59,255 Yes, with me! 1299 01:45:59,921 --> 01:46:03,338 Look, lady... I have very serious intentions. 1300 01:46:03,463 --> 01:46:08,088 - I'm divorcing my wife tomorrow! - Let's not talk bullshit! 1301 01:46:08,505 --> 01:46:11,421 He wants to break up the marriage for this one? 1302 01:46:11,671 --> 01:46:14,505 - But what does it matter to you? - He would make a very serious mistake! 1303 01:46:14,713 --> 01:46:17,255 - But why? - I've had it at home for 25 years. 1304 01:46:17,338 --> 01:46:21,171 - She's a real pain in the ass! - Lillo! 1305 01:46:21,588 --> 01:46:25,130 - Dad! - But is she your daughter? 1306 01:46:25,546 --> 01:46:29,296 See? He always gets in the way! I would gladly give it to him, 1307 01:46:29,338 --> 01:46:32,838 it would be a liberation, but I can't do this to a friend. 1308 01:46:33,213 --> 01:46:37,338 - Dad, what the fuck are you talking about? - Do you see it? Offends, he's a hyena! 1309 01:46:37,505 --> 01:46:41,963 [softly] Leave it to dad. Listen to me, logs! 1310 01:46:42,213 --> 01:46:44,546 - Logs. - No! 1311 01:46:45,421 --> 01:46:49,963 Carlotta, please! It's not over, love... 1312 01:46:50,088 --> 01:46:54,880 But yes, it's over, I don't want to see you anymore! 1313 01:46:56,296 --> 01:46:59,421 - "Madame". - Thank you. 1314 01:47:00,005 --> 01:47:04,671 Stay calm, his wife will never know anything. 1315 01:47:05,796 --> 01:47:08,755 - Thank you. - God forbid. 1316 01:47:10,171 --> 01:47:13,130 - Claudio? - Yes? 1317 01:47:14,463 --> 01:47:18,380 There's something here that we must look at together. 1318 01:47:18,796 --> 01:47:21,380 No, Barbara, I don't think that's the case... 1319 01:47:21,796 --> 01:47:23,671 - Here? - Yes. 1320 01:47:24,255 --> 01:47:27,213 - Do you know this lady? - No, never seen it. 1321 01:47:27,296 --> 01:47:29,713 - But how? She's my wife. - It's his wife. 1322 01:47:29,796 --> 01:47:33,505 With all this talk I don't understand anything anymore. 1323 01:47:34,630 --> 01:47:37,380 Do you see these? 1324 01:47:39,671 --> 01:47:43,838 I eat myself with these half your money! 1325 01:47:45,505 --> 01:47:48,046 Holy shit! 1326 01:47:52,088 --> 01:47:56,838 - Our marriage is over! - Of course it's over. 1327 01:47:57,088 --> 01:48:00,130 - And ours too. - [inaudible voice] 1328 01:48:00,213 --> 01:48:02,838 Here, look. 1329 01:48:08,088 --> 01:48:09,546 Fresh! 1330 01:48:09,630 --> 01:48:14,630 Lillo, I will also be Porto Cervo... but from now on she is Porto Rotondo! 1331 01:48:14,713 --> 01:48:16,463 Real? 1332 01:48:17,213 --> 01:48:20,130 But what is it, a "pochade"? 1333 01:48:26,421 --> 01:48:29,338 [in chorus] Eight, seven, six, five... 1334 01:48:29,963 --> 01:48:33,088 ...four, three, two, one... 1335 01:48:33,296 --> 01:48:35,130 ...zero! 1336 01:48:37,338 --> 01:48:40,088 You may wonder how it ended. 1337 01:48:40,296 --> 01:48:42,838 Well, at least for others. 1338 01:48:43,755 --> 01:48:47,838 Lello had a quick wedding in Las Vegas... 1339 01:48:48,046 --> 01:48:51,963 ...and now he's hung up his hat with Carlotta. 1340 01:48:53,671 --> 01:48:55,546 Excuse me. 1341 01:48:56,630 --> 01:49:00,296 Claudio and Barbara, both having their own faults, 1342 01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:04,755 they forgave each other and everything remained as before. 1343 01:49:07,005 --> 01:49:09,296 I don't know who they are. 1344 01:49:09,380 --> 01:49:12,130 They will have crashed. 1345 01:49:12,505 --> 01:49:17,338 And Milena... She wanted to return to Italy, 1346 01:49:17,421 --> 01:49:21,880 but there was at the airport love at first sight with a professor. 1347 01:49:21,963 --> 01:49:25,255 After me he was looking for a serious person. 1348 01:49:25,338 --> 01:49:31,213 And I... what was I supposed to do? I went back to my old job. 1349 01:49:31,380 --> 01:49:33,963 What did this story teach me? 1350 01:49:34,046 --> 01:49:37,421 That he who hangs his hat, keep the bird in check... 1351 01:49:37,505 --> 01:49:39,505 [screams and celebrations]